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[Campaign] ROBUSTING@HOME
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11-19-2018, 10:32 AM
Sam Eagle With a new corpse in tow, I make sure to secure it in the portamed and then scurry straight back to robotics with my reward in tow right away. If I make good enough time I'd like to start brain extraction procedures right away. I will be sending the rest of his body to the chef.
11-19-2018, 11:27 AM
I harvest that dank-ass kush and PDA Kickflip.
"Heya, your plants are finished growing! Where you at?" 
11-20-2018, 06:38 AM
Whoops. Thats what I get for trusting a monkey with *anything*. At least the resulting hole should suffocate them.
Looks like it's up to Bill to save me now!
11-20-2018, 09:16 AM
11-20-2018, 09:24 AM
Well, that was unfortunate. Ill just stick around and guard the new HoS for now.
11-20-2018, 08:21 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-20-2018, 08:21 PM by Lady Birb. Edited 1 time in total.)
I go the the security restroom to wash off my new uniform-need to look presentable for the crew, then follow Sam to robotics to get a replacement arm that isn't a potato.
11-21-2018, 07:33 AM
Wiggles Wigglesby (Test Subject Staff Assistant)
*scream Someone might be harming the monkeys! ... eh. They're hardly the brightest bunch, that would probably be for the best. Now that I've logged back in (damned Comcast) see if I can actually work the genetics console again - for fun and profit - going for good activators for me or any activators for other people. 
11-22-2018, 01:39 PM
I PDA Selladore back
"I'll be right over, I just gotta finish one thing" Say ";Clown, where are you? I have your stupid crayons."
11-22-2018, 02:19 PM
Sam Eagle [2]
You pop the dead guy into the Port-A-Med, and *paf* it dissapears before you press the button on your PDA... The MD sends a message to the department: Who's the stiff in my nap-room? ... You make your way to medbay to claim your corpse, and free up the Director's... unsanitary sleeping habits. Selladore Kaine [3] You beep Kickflip: "Heya, your plants are finished growing! Where you at?" Kickflip beeps you: "I'll be right over, I just gotta finish one thing" You harvest all the weed, about 4 dozen leaves, 10 of which are rainbow. Plenty of seeds too. Nothin else really interesting happens, so you roll a few doobies? Punch Monster [3] You recover from the stun and notice the oxygen is rather thick here, thick like seawater. You need to leave the area, which will be quite a task with the one arm and one leg you have left. "Bill! Save me!" you shout. "You a cop?" Bill replies. Shitty Bill [5] You grumble. Adrian Clarke [3] & Jack Jackson [4] Jack excuses himself to clean up. You're no longer bloody. Jack makes way to the roboticist's office to acquire new hardware, Adrian follows, weapon drawn. You both arrive to find the workshop empty, save for a standing empty borg frame and a moderate clutter. Wiggles Wigglesby [1] Uh oh, sounds like the monkeys are in trouble! ... but then again, they were always in trouble, what with the brain damage and all... You boot the console back up, but something is amiss. Why yes, it's the rising tide. A tide of water, as it were. The tide of water makes breathing soon difficult, too difficult to focus on the genetics console. You need to get out of this breached area. Fast. Kickflip Brozinski [6] You beep Selladore that you're on your way soon- then you call out the clown: Kickflip Brozinski [145.9] says, ";Clown, where are you? I have your stupid crayons." Flesh Utopia knocks on the window. He's riding the buffer. "Hey there!" he honks. You've got him now.
11-22-2018, 05:58 PM
I fabricate a standard borg arm and hand it to Adrian, finding a staple gun and sutures while it fabricates. Once I have the necessary equipment, I open the fire medkit I stole earlier and pop the analgesic pill inside to dull the pain.
"Hey, Adrian, can you hold the cyborg arm up to my stump for a second?" Once he has the arm in position, I staple it on and use the sutures to stop the bleeding. The analgesic should deal with the brute damage.
11-22-2018, 08:55 PM
"Yes! Help me or go to jail!"
That medkit I picked up? I stick all the stickers on myself and jab the sharp thing into me. I also quaff the candy and toss the gameboy to Bill. I then get down on all twos and scuttle out of medbay using my remaining arm as a makeshift leg. I also do that psychic pull thing and drag Bill along too.
11-23-2018, 09:25 AM
I smoke a rainbow weed blunt as I await Kickflip's arrival.
11-23-2018, 09:45 AM
Sam Eagle I take the corpse and head to Robotics to debrain and set up a cyborg before trying to mail bits of the corpse to the bar/kitchen. While doing so I would also like to roll 2D6 to try to whistle Country Roads by John Denver in its entirety.
11-23-2018, 10:28 AM
I help out Jack and get his arm shoved on. I have of course made sure to use a strong borg arm to add some extra oomph to punches. I then take a moment and wonder why I walked all the way out here with my weapon drawn. All good secoffs know to never do that. Someone could have disarmed me. I could have slipped and dropped a baton. Shame on me.
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