Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Readster]

[EristheSlackWyrm]

[Mordent]

Beautiful.

[Readster]

[Technature]

Good god, when Grody Clown calls you out on your bullshit, you know you fucked up.

[Technature]

Only bad guys want to be the sex.

[EristheSlackWyrm]

Toots was a Psychiatrist.

[NateTheSquid]

while i'm not against a little overkill, i'm not really gonna nuke manhattan to trim the lilacs in central park

[Readster]

[Grumpchkin]

Bryce Staymates [145.9] exclaims, "ugh!"

Bryce Staymates [145.9] says, "who thought labelling a prison as "injector werewolf serum" was a good idea"


Personally I find it a brilliant idea

[Technature]

[Roomba]

Some time ago, I ended up as chaplain on a slow round, and decided to amuse myself with some space DnD in the chapel. Just as I had gathered a couple of equally bored players, disaster struck: an admin decided to turn on 'accent_wonk'. We soldiered on regardless, although one of the players had to tap out from laughing too hard.

K.U.R.T states, "I look around the ship we're on"

K.U.R.T states, "Checking for anything of intrest"

Boris Bubbleton asks, "what mrr we see?"

King Midas says, "fisting around, you see some mangled bits of what may shitehawk been bodies\"

Boris Bubbleton says, "shitehawks? can i do a lore prick"

...


King Midas says, "shit you gaze upon the bodies, you spot cunting yiff shit once have been your cunting"

K.U.R.T states, "a uh"

King Midas says, "you shed cunt single prick tear for your fallen fuck"

Boris Bubbleton exclaims, "i fisting my space sword!"

King Midas says, "you grab chode space bubs' mum tightly"

Boris Bubbleton exclaims, "i cunt with my sword!"

King Midas says, "fuck no enemies turn up, so your initiative shitehawk wasted"

King Midas says, "the scientists were no horsefucker for these prick beasts"

King Midas says, "they fell to prick fuck one yiff one"

Boris Bubbleton says, "i pause the footage"

Boris Bubbleton says, "i cant cunt anymore"

Boris Bubbleton says, "i fisting sick"

Boris Bubbleton takes a bite of the fries!x6

Boris Bubbleton finishes eating the fries.

King Midas says, "the shitehawk fluid shitehawk fisting sword cunting"

Boris Bubbleton says, "oh god shit"

King Midas says, "the black shitehawk drops the sword"

King Midas says, "it also begins screaming yiff help"

Boris Bubbleton says, "i want to run from the creature"

King Midas says, "you turn and yiff from the creature"

Boris Bubbleton says, "i open the door"


King Midas says, "mrr open cunt door, and fuck fuck it"

King Midas says, "yiff mrr behind you silently"

Boris Bubbleton says, "damn it"

King Midas says, "you are in a long metallic corridor"

King Midas says, "shitehawk you like to head down yiff"

Boris Bubbleton nods.

King Midas says, "cunt fuck shitehawk it"

Boris Bubbleton says, "this time i fisting the door and put horsefucker sword in the door to cunt it shitehawk horsefucker"

King Midas says, "you put cunting sword in mrr door to jam it cunt"

Also, while all this was going on, life elsewhere on the station went on as normal:

Jake Addams [145.9] says, "to be clear, cunting yiff shitehawk marijuana yiff at botany mrr fisting"

[Vitatroll]

[Readster]

I was the one that ruined the DnD game. Well played it was fun to watch

[Readster]