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Please list all of your crimes here
#1
Just tell everyone the crimes you went and did. 

Felonies, misdemeanors, civil offenses, just put em all out in the open. 

Please include contact information thanks
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#2
I took the Captain's hat and I'm never gonna give it back!!!!
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#3
Arsenry.

Larseny.

Bumglary.

Buttnapping

Butticide.

Embuttlement

Assault and Buttery.

Recipient of Stolen Butts.

Grand Theft Butt.
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#4
i exist
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#5
I've only committed war crimes
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#6
I once downloaded a car
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#7
I loitered in a no loitering zone
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#8
I downloaded a bear to my neighbor's public wifi
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#9
File:ClarionCombinationPoolHutGymBell.png
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#10
This one time, while driving, I went slightly over the posted speed limit.
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#11
(05-11-2018, 04:54 AM)Firebarrage Wrote: This one time, while driving, I went slightly over the posted speed limit.
Absolute M O N S T E R
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#12
Sometimes I forget to wear a seatbelt.
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#13
I jaywalk.

Regularly.
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#14
one time when holly dantooine (weavel) was asleep in the armory i farted on her face

wait is this irl crimes or space crimes
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#15
being a massive shitlord
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