Please list all of your crimes here

[warcrimes]

Just tell everyone the crimes you went and did. 

Felonies, misdemeanors, civil offenses, just put em all out in the open. 

Please include contact information thanks

[Salami Sam]

I took the Captain's hat and I'm never gonna give it back!!!!

[Vitatroll]

Arsenry.

Larseny.

Bumglary.

Buttnapping

Butticide.

Embuttlement

Assault and Buttery.

Recipient of Stolen Butts.

Grand Theft Butt.

[Mageziya]

i exist

[Frank_Stein]

I've only committed war crimes

[Recusor]

I once downloaded a car

[Eibel]

I loitered in a no loitering zone

[Xeram]

I downloaded a bear to my neighbor's public wifi

[Studenterhue]

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[Firebarrage]

This one time, while driving, I went slightly over the posted speed limit.

[Triacontakai]

This one time, while driving, I went slightly over the posted speed limit.

Absolute M O N S T E R

[Ed Venture]

Sometimes I forget to wear a seatbelt.

[Technature]

I jaywalk.

Regularly.

[Schwicky_Schwag]

one time when holly dantooine (weavel) was asleep in the armory i farted on her face

wait is this irl crimes or space crimes

[Ham Solo]

being a massive shitlord