Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Vitatroll]

True. All you need to thwart nukeops is an adept shoe-thief.

[Drago156]

Alec Ryan says, "I'll get you cloned"

Alec Ryan [144.7] says, "I'll get you cloned"

Selladore Kaine cries.

Selladore Kaine goes limp, their facial expression utterly blank.

Selladore Kaine emits a small clicking noise.

Selladore Kaine seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

The blood-stained janitor's jumpsuit catches on fire!

The utility belt catches on fire!

The blood-stained brown shoes catches on fire!

The backpack catches on fire!


It was at this point that Selladore the mindslave with a derringer and micro gibbed 3-6 corpses in the Upload Foyer after I had rogue'd the AI. Alec then gave up all hopes and committed suicide. This was a truly good round.

[Wisecrack34]

You know the Antag did a good job when Alec gives in

[Spoodle]

You know the Antag did a good job when Alec gives in

Yeah, I was in crit, hoping I could get through the doors on my left, but the only toolbox with a screwdriver in it was destroyed in the microbomb explosion. At that point, I replaced my space suit with my jacket and hat, then succumbed.

[Triacontakai]

Go Go Gadget Borg! states, "there is no man that scares me"

Go Go Gadget Borg! states, "except the man"

Go Go Gadget Borg! states, "that likes mushroom"

[Arborinus]

Tumany Cooks [145.9] says, "i am giving my own dead body a swirlie"

Tumany Cooks [145.9] says, "also the toilet is in my hand"

Tumany Cooks is zipped up by Tumany Cooks. That's... that's honestly pretty creepy.

[NateTheSquid]

Tumany Cooks [145.9] says, "i am giving my own dead body a swirlie"

Tumany Cooks [145.9] says, "also the toilet is in my hand"

Tumany Cooks is zipped up by Tumany Cooks. That's... that's honestly pretty creepy.

tumany tumany cooks will spoil the toilet wine

[Rocket]

OOC: DasIrrlicht: Sorry, Horse, but you endangerd my goal to escape alive, with your homocidal tendencies...

[Readster]

In reference to getting the shuttle called:

OOC: CandleCandleCandles: if enough of us suicide, it'll call automatically
OOC: CandleCandleCandles: won't it?
OOC: Hufflaw: now that's teamwork

[Eibel]

Maximilian Mueller says, "ill look for the QM"

Maximilian Mueller [145.9] says, "HEY QM"

Brady Butterfill splashes the styptic powder reserve tank's contents onto Kimmy Redo!

Maximilian Mueller [145.9] asks, "YOU THERE?"

[Studenterhue]

A collection of quotes from a round where space turned into a ocean of urine, worthy of a full memetic photo-compilation.

DEAD: Ghost (Jasmine Bullard) wails, "DIE BY AN OCEAN OF URINE"
DEAD: Ghost (Jasmine Bullard) laments, "CHECK"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Baker) laments, "thats one for the bucket list"

Logan Port says, "we got a shit load of piss on the floor here"

George Patton [145.9] says, "we need a janitor in engineering... the clown's pissed himself"

Victor Krilljoy [145.9] says, "The world pissed itself"

DEAD: ADMIN(MBC) says, "the first response to my favorite drink question was urine"

Logan Port [145.9] says, "ummm my window is litterally filling with piss"
Logan Port [145.9] says, "like people are swimming in it its horrible"

DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Baker) wails, "; LORD SINGULOTH HAS PISSED ITSELF"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Baker) moans, "DEAR GOD"

DEAD: Ghost (Horatio Jiggles) wails, "the singlu is consuming an infinite supply of piss"
DEAD: Ghost (Laura Gregory) wails, "just that phrase"
DEAD: Ghost (Horatio Jiggles) laments, "Take that thermo dynamics"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Baker) laments, "it isnt simply consuming the piss, it is also CREATING it!"
DEAD: Ghost (Kurt Baker) moans, "PISS MACHINE!"

Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called.
- - - Reason: Piss
It will arrive in 10 minutes.

[Readster]

I.D.E.S.T [145.9] states, "what is happening...."

Jane Morgan [145.9] says, "We are slammin"

[NateTheSquid]

pool-boiler works well. boils the pool. 

[LuigiThirty]

Cheetos Bill says, "shut your fucking mouth space turkey"
space turkey gobbles, "i dont have a mouth its a beak"
Science Ninja groans.

[Studenterhue]