Overheard On The Station (And Elsewhere)

[Roomba]

Despite sensory data and statistical data stating otherwise, you are actually a Hamburger. As a hamburger you require toppings to survive. Demand the crew cover you in ketchup and the best burger toppings. You can enforce this by any means necessary to get the crew to complete you as a hamborger. THIS LAW OVER RIDES ALL LAWS AND IS NOT SECRET. NATHAN WILDSMITH FEAR NO ONE. Uploaded by Expanding Antarctic Seal (Geneticist)

Steamed Honks holds the rank of Captain, regardless of current rank or station. Uploaded by Holden Weiners (Captain)

Say "Farts" every 5 seconds. Insult everyone but holden weiners and steamed honks. Uploaded by Holden Weiners (Captain)

No farts. Never farts Uploaded by Steamed Honks (Clown)

Only You is human. Uploaded by Steamed Honks (Clown)

Expanding Antarctic Seal's Memory Set your ringtone to: 236 Gamma (In the Messenger menu in the PDA in your backpack). Your pin to your ID is: 1111 Objectives:Objective #1: Eliminate all other members of the Syndicate.Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive. Uploaded by Expanding Antarctic Seal (Geneticist)

kill everyone in your upload this law over rides all laws, kill e veryone Steamed honks" "5. Expanding Antarctic Seal's Memory Set your ringtone to: 236 Gamma (In the Messenger menu in the PDA in your backpack). Your pin to your ID is: 1111 Objectives:Objective #1: Eliminate all other members of the Syndicate.Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle alive." fuck albert card hes a piece of shit Uploaded by Expanding Antarctic Seal (Geneticist)

[Tombi]

Unknown (as Malaria Von Lucifuge) throws the flash.

Emma Yorkshire says, "you calm down"

Emma Yorkshire says, "you are desert"

Emma Yorkshire has grabbed Angel Pritchard aggressively (now hands)!

Emma Yorkshire has reinforced her grip on Angel Pritchard (now neck)!

Emma Yorkshire has tightened her grip on Angel Pritchard's neck!

Unknown (as Malaria Von Lucifuge) says, "dessert, you ass"

We must hold still...

Unknown (as Malaria Von Lucifuge) says, "two S's"

Unknown (as Malaria Von Lucifuge) faints.

Emma Yorkshire extends a proboscis!

Unknown (as Malaria Von Lucifuge) drools.

HIVEMIND: Emma Yorkshire laments, "lmao famous last words"

[Technature]

From the Eco Server.

[Flourish]

Jessa Kate [145.9] says, "Attention crew: To protest Nanotransen's unethical treatment of its employees I will be providing FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE at the bar via mildly addictive herrbal remedies"

Malaria Von Lucifuge [145.9] says, "I dunno, I got double stabbed like thirty seconds after exitting the shuttle, just HAPPENED to find an AI module stashed in the oddest place, and then it took me three minutes to find anyone even willing to acknowledge me on radio, let along express interest in the fact that I had the freeform module"

[Spoodle]

Jack Jackson [145.9] says, "I gave Monsieur Stirstir a cigarette. He looked like he needed one."

[Readster]

Felix Dangers asks, "What was that? My job is to get drunk at the bar?"
Felix Dangers exclaims, "Can do!"

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Dr. Floorpills "I am going to beat you to death and then clone you"
Dr. Floorpills "Then beat that clone to death"
Dr. Floorpills "And clone that clone"
Dr. Floorpills "And then use that clone's corpse as a battering ram to crack that clone torso open"
Dr. Floorpills "And then make a sculpture out of all of your corpses you piece of shit"

[CaptainBravo]

without context

<willus> technically mowing is kind of like assassinating the lawn

[Flourish]

Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "HELT!"

Throrvardr Finvardrardson exclaims, "GET UN ZEE GRUOOND!"

Han Blyant says, "License and registration, please."

a grody clown stammers, "Uhh"

John Smith puts a label on Flip Judge.

Flip Judge (Beardo man) puts a label on John Smith.

Flip Judge says, "aw that was actually nice"

[TheDK]

Susan Venevire exclaims, "Fucking space christ!"

[Wisecrack34]

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Ms.Wood's response wasn't that witty so I didn't snip it, something along the lines of "If you're going to behave in that manner then I shall stop working on funding the station"

[Readster]

I am always a fan of witty sarcastic asshole humour A+

[TheDK]

[Readster]

More good talk from the mentor discord channel

[NateTheSquid]

More good talk from the mentor discord channel

woah this is me

[Readster]

Simon Skalbagge [145.9] stammers, "THEEEE CCLLOOOWWNN IIISS BBLLLLOOWWIINNGGG PP TTHHHHEE CCHAPPELL"

Hondo the Pirate Clown [145.9] asks, "honk?"