Changing up miscreant objectives

[Flourish]

These are all good ideas! Expect to see some of them in game soon, and please feel free to post more.

[LuigiThirty]

Get someone to willingly drink your urine.

Get someone to willingly drink your vomit.

Get someone to willingly eat your butt.

etc etc. Passes if they ate/drank it, fails if they were forced to swallow it.

[Technature]

Accomplishing miscreant objectives isn't a thing. Just "Maybe".

Yes though.

[warcrimes]

Fart on the ________ 's face repeatedly. ( insert job titles ) 

Pester people until they let you into their department, then walk away. 

Frame somebody for your murder.

Arrange a shuttle call for a trivial reason.

Commit an exceedingly [ messy / dramatic / complex ]  suicide.

MURDER the captain's hat.

Have a crewmate's limbs sewn into your chest.

[Maegor]

Fart on the ________ 's face repeatedly. ( insert job titles ) 

Pester people until they let you into their department, then walk away. 

Frame somebody for your murder.

The first 2 may lead to a great amount of harassment but framing someone for murder is always interesting

[Frank_Stein]

How about some job related ones?

• Give people food poisoning as the Chef/Barman
  
• Slip people up as the Janitor
  
• Treat people with placebos instead of medicine as a doctor
  
• Build cyborgs without arms and legs as the Roboticist
  

[Dr Zoidcrab]

Can we get less "be a complete and utter asshole" objectives and more "be a quirky, annoying weirdo" ones?

[LuigiThirty]

Can we get less "be a complete and utter asshole" objectives and more "be a quirky, annoying weirdo" ones?

Produce the biggest non-Euclidean sandwich you can.

Escape the station with no arms or legs.

Get Medbay to give you an alcohol IV.

Produce as many space bees as possible.

You are a ghost! Wear a bedsheet and scare as many crewmembers as you can.

Fill the pool with styptic powder.

Redecorate the hallways with liquid pizza.

Insist you are a cyborg and follow the AI’s laws as closely as possible.

Escape the station as a meatcube.

Disable the lights in as much of the station as possible.

[Vitatroll]

Being obscenely nice to one and only one person is hilarious and you should all try it once. You basically wind up like the adoring fan in Oblivion.

By Azura, by Azura, by Azura!

[Flourish]

Can we get less "be a complete and utter asshole" objectives and more "be a quirky, annoying weirdo" ones?

Yeah, I agree with this. Ideally, this would be the direct that these new objectives would take.

[Frank_Stein]

Replace all nouns with one gibberish word

Say your own name at the beginning and end of all sentences

Poll the crew over a A vs. B topic (Subs vs. Dubs)

Only take medicine if it's given to you in your special cup

Frequently change your appearance

Call people by the wrong names

Start a petition against things

Organize a department to strike

Eat the meat of every kind of animal

Start a gambling ring

Sacrifice yourself to save someone who isn't in danger

[Maegor]

Replace all nouns with one gibberish word

Say your own name at the beginning and end of all sentences

Poll the crew over a A vs. B topic (Subs vs. Dubs)

Only take medicine if it's given to you in your special cup

Frequently change your appearance

Call people by the wrong names

Start a petition against things

Organize a department to strike

Eat the meat of every kind of animal

Start a gambling ring

Sacrifice yourself to save someone who isn't in danger

These are amazing