The Good Officer

[Recusor]

Lightly edited for readability

[SCENE: A DIMLY LIT INTERROGATION ROOM ON DONUT3]

Audio recording recovered from security device on wall.

*A figure in red slowly stirs to consciousness in handcuffs, another figure in red sits across the table*

John Bill [Log] "Hey there."

Huegh Mann [Log] "GNUH!?"

John Bill [Log] "How do you feel?"

Huegh Mann [Log] "CHANGELINGS KILLED MY WIFE AND KIDS!"

Huegh Mann [Log] "YOU BASTARD!"

John Bill [Log] "But I'm sure they were delicious."

Huegh Mann [Log] "LEMME OUTTA HERE!"

Huegh Mann [Log] "GRAH"

Huegh Mann [Log] "NREAH"

John Bill [Log] "I'm sure you can appreciate the irony of our location for this conversation."

John Bill [Log] "Now, now."

John Bill [Log] "None of that."

Huegh Mann [Log] "RAAAAHH!!!"

John Bill [Log] "Let's have a conversation."

Huegh Mann [Log] "..."

John Bill [Log] "This wont take too long."

John Bill [Log] "I promise."

Huegh Mann [Log] "Very well."

Sam Eagle [Log] "You know i can be very patient after all."

Huegh Mann [Log] "I expect to be absorbed, regardless of the result."

Sam Eagle [Log] "Oh don't say that."

Huegh Mann [Log] "Sam."

Sam Eagle [Log] "I'm not unreasonable."

Huegh Mann [Log] "I knew it was you."

Huegh Mann [Log] "The whole time."

Sam Eagle [Log] "Hahahaha!"

Sam Eagle [Log] "Well here's the thing."

Sam Eagle [Log] "I feel like we have options."

Huegh Mann [Log] "Really?"

Sam Eagle [Log] "If you're willing to work with me."

Sam Eagle [Log] "Yeah for sure."

Sam Eagle [Log] "I mean sure i like to knock people out and drink their insides."

Huegh Mann [Log] "What exactly would you have me do?"

Sam Eagle [Log] "But that doesn't mean i don't appreciate what could be in it for me."

Sam Eagle [Log] "Huegh, I feel like you are a man of your word."

Sam Eagle [Log] "So Id like to offer you a deal."

Huegh Mann [Log] "I'm listening."

Sam Eagle [Log] "You get security off my back and I stop killing people."

Sam Eagle [Log] "I just want to go to a nice new station anyway."

Huegh Mann [Log] "Hmm..."

Sam Eagle [Log] "You tell them I'm gone and you wont hear of me again."

Sam Eagle [Log] "The alternative, if you want, is to be eaten."

Huegh Mann [Log] "I suppose I can do that."

Sam Eagle [Log] "Fantastic!"

Sam Eagle [Log] "Its a win-win, really."

Huegh Mann [Log] "Just... Say I didn't see you?"

Sam Eagle [Log] "Even if some duress is involved."

Sam Eagle [Log] "Exactly."

Sam Eagle [Log] "I'm glad we agree."

Sam Eagle [Log] "So i'll tell you what."

Sam Eagle [Log] "You start to resist."

Sam Eagle [Log] "And I'll leave casually now."

Huegh Mann [Log] "Fine by me."

Sam Eagle [Log] "And you'll never hear of me again."

Huegh Mann [Log] "..."

Huegh Mann [Log] "Good luck."

Sam Eagle [Log] "You too officer."