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The Good Officer - Recusor - 08-27-2020
Lightly edited for readability
[SCENE: A DIMLY LIT INTERROGATION ROOM ON DONUT3]
Audio recording recovered from security device on wall.
*A figure in red slowly stirs to consciousness in handcuffs, another figure in red sits across the table*
John Bill [Log] "Hey there."
Huegh Mann [Log] "GNUH!?"
John Bill [Log] "How do you feel?"
Huegh Mann [Log] "CHANGELINGS KILLED MY WIFE AND KIDS!"
Huegh Mann [Log] "YOU BASTARD!"
John Bill [Log] "But I'm sure they were delicious."
Huegh Mann [Log] "LEMME OUTTA HERE!"
Huegh Mann [Log] "GRAH"
Huegh Mann [Log] "NREAH"
John Bill [Log] "I'm sure you can appreciate the irony of our location for this conversation."
John Bill [Log] "Now, now."
John Bill [Log] "None of that."
Huegh Mann [Log] "RAAAAHH!!!"
John Bill [Log] "Let's have a conversation."
Huegh Mann [Log] "..."
John Bill [Log] "This wont take too long."
John Bill [Log] "I promise."
Huegh Mann [Log] "Very well."
Sam Eagle [Log] "You know i can be very patient after all."
Huegh Mann [Log] "I expect to be absorbed, regardless of the result."
Sam Eagle [Log] "Oh don't say that."
Huegh Mann [Log] "Sam."
Sam Eagle [Log] "I'm not unreasonable."
Huegh Mann [Log] "I knew it was you."
Huegh Mann [Log] "The whole time."
Sam Eagle [Log] "Hahahaha!"
Sam Eagle [Log] "Well here's the thing."
Sam Eagle [Log] "I feel like we have options."
Huegh Mann [Log] "Really?"
Sam Eagle [Log] "If you're willing to work with me."
Sam Eagle [Log] "Yeah for sure."
Sam Eagle [Log] "I mean sure i like to knock people out and drink their insides."
Huegh Mann [Log] "What exactly would you have me do?"
Sam Eagle [Log] "But that doesn't mean i don't appreciate what could be in it for me."
Sam Eagle [Log] "Huegh, I feel like you are a man of your word."
Sam Eagle [Log] "So Id like to offer you a deal."
Huegh Mann [Log] "I'm listening."
Sam Eagle [Log] "You get security off my back and I stop killing people."
Sam Eagle [Log] "I just want to go to a nice new station anyway."
Huegh Mann [Log] "Hmm..."
Sam Eagle [Log] "You tell them I'm gone and you wont hear of me again."
Sam Eagle [Log] "The alternative, if you want, is to be eaten."
Huegh Mann [Log] "I suppose I can do that."
Sam Eagle [Log] "Fantastic!"
Sam Eagle [Log] "Its a win-win, really."
Huegh Mann [Log] "Just... Say I didn't see you?"
Sam Eagle [Log] "Even if some duress is involved."
Sam Eagle [Log] "Exactly."
Sam Eagle [Log] "I'm glad we agree."
Sam Eagle [Log] "So i'll tell you what."
Sam Eagle [Log] "You start to resist."
Sam Eagle [Log] "And I'll leave casually now."
Huegh Mann [Log] "Fine by me."
Sam Eagle [Log] "And you'll never hear of me again."
Huegh Mann [Log] "..."
Huegh Mann [Log] "Good luck."
Sam Eagle [Log] "You too officer."