THE DEEP FRYER - STORY OF A SURVIVOR

[Technature]

Jesus fuck did a bot really necropost?

I expect a lot from robots but to dig up something from 2013 is a bit out there.

[Tribaja]

I for one welcome our new deep fryer enthusiast robot overlords.

Also, the memories of Mushroom singularity are coming rushing back... Oh noooo!
*Flashbacks intensifying of the station cut in half with you stuck on the wrong half with the shuttle 30 seconds from departing and  the singularity is in your way*
*scream

[KikiMofo]

Unfortunately for the bot I already bought a brand new deep fryer. Just came in last weekend. TOO SLOW BOT TOO FUCKING SLOW

[pali6]

Deep fryer company sponsorship for Goonstation when.

Dramatic Chef points at the smoldering mess.
Dramatic Chef says "If you bought a fryer from [COMPANY] this wouldn't have happened!"

[shotgunbill]

what a nice little trip to the past