How did you last die

[Space_Cola]

I contracted a disease in a hostage crisis in which all the hostages either died or escaped. With my master having been killed elsewhere, I was left to stumble around and eventually plasma fart myself to death.

[VictorMAngoStein]

Spammed the gods with prayers while they tortured and killed me

[Erik]

I drank a glass filled with 200 reagents.

[borderlioness]

I spent 20 minutes in crit walking around slowly until I gave up and just lied down on the floor until someone started dragging me around. I made it into the escape shuttle but died anyway.

[Vitatroll]

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) laments, "Shuttle was autocalled 8 mins ago"

The snack machine beeps, "Twice the calories for half the price!"

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) wails, "Odd, not showing on my status tab"

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) moans, "Oh. When's the shuttle auto called?"

DEAD: Ghost (Captain Scooter McButts/Vitatroll) moans, "Yeah, I blew meself up with nitroglycerin and jenkem while try'na bake a cake."

(It was a sponge cake, made with 100% authentic fried sponge; the nitro-jenkem was the icing.)

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) moans, "That'd be a great cake"

DEAD: Ghost (Captain Scooter McButts/Vitatroll) moans, "Oh wait. I just said that sentence like it's nothing."

DEAD: Ghost (Unknown) moans, "After 5th or 6th human killed by ling. 30 sec to arrival now"

DEAD: Ghost (Captain Scooter McButts/Vitatroll) moans, "I love this game."