remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves

[Camryn]

As someone who is effectively a furry at this point even if I keep denying it, I believe it's fair to say that a humanoid cow milking themselves is far too sexually coded to be compatible with rule 4.

Alternatives discussed in discord:

Cows vomit up streams of milk instead

Cows open portals to the milk dimension instead



Either of these alternatives would avoid conflicts with rule 4.

[Lady Birb]

portal to the milk dimension is clearly the objectively best option

[Enfaeutchie]

I agree with the premise of this thread and like both the alternatives provided, leaning towards the vomit option.

[Drago156]

Yeeee do this, both options are agreeable, but I'd fine it more funny for cows to just poof milk into existence from thin air.

[aft2001]

vomit milk

yes

also isn't that just cheese? ?

[Flourish]

I think mbc made some changes based on feedback here and on Discord in these two commits: cow bleed milk, adjust some cow flavortext.

[Adhara In Space]

i was gonna suggest that if you milked cows, you got a jug of milk, so its a little bit more slapstick and less realistic

[Camryn]

I think mbc made some changes based on feedback here and on Discord in these two commits: cow bleed milk, adjust some cow flavortext.

It doesn't address all instances in the code :T
ex: literally a couple dozen lines above the changed code

[Wisecrack34]

I'd like them to get a version of laser eyes except it spews milk

[Enfaeutchie]

I'd like them to get a version of laser eyes except it spews milk

Oh my god
Like those lizards that project blood out of their eyes
Silly, unique, and the right kind of awful imo. I love it