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remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Camryn - 04-03-2020
As someone who is effectively a furry at this point even if I keep denying it, I believe it's fair to say that a humanoid cow milking themselves is far too sexually coded to be compatible with rule 4.
Alternatives discussed in discord:
Cows vomit up streams of milk instead
Cows open portals to the milk dimension instead
Either of these alternatives would avoid conflicts with rule 4.
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Lady Birb - 04-03-2020
portal to the milk dimension is clearly the objectively best option
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Enfaeutchie - 04-03-2020
I agree with the premise of this thread and like both the alternatives provided, leaning towards the vomit option.
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Drago156 - 04-04-2020
Yeeee do this, both options are agreeable, but I'd fine it more funny for cows to just poof milk into existence from thin air.
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - aft2001 - 04-04-2020
vomit milk
yes
also isn't that just cheese? ?
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Flourish - 04-04-2020
I think mbc made some changes based on feedback here and on Discord in these two commits: cow bleed milk, adjust some cow flavortext.
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Adhara In Space - 04-04-2020
i was gonna suggest that if you milked cows, you got a jug of milk, so its a little bit more slapstick and less realistic
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Camryn - 04-04-2020
(04-04-2020, 02:54 PM)Flourish Wrote: I think mbc made some changes based on feedback here and on Discord in these two commits: cow bleed milk, adjust some cow flavortext.
It doesn't address all instances in the code :T
ex: literally a couple dozen lines above the changed code
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Wisecrack34 - 04-04-2020
I'd like them to get a version of laser eyes except it spews milk
RE: remove the ability for cowpeople to milk themselves - Enfaeutchie - 04-05-2020
(04-04-2020, 11:20 PM)Wisecrack34 Wrote: I'd like them to get a version of laser eyes except it spews milkOh my god
Like those lizards that project blood out of their eyes
Silly, unique, and the right kind of awful imo. I love it