Use money to roll a blunt!

[Berrik]

Steal HoP's ID -> transfer entire station budget to your account -> put on the helmetcam and listen to the station scream while you smoke hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash.

[Sundance]

Yes.
We need cocaine for this exact reason. Hell cocaine cellophane bags are in code, I remember fondly some admin shoving it in everyones face at the escape shuttle. Same way you'd roll a blunt with a gorrilian dollars, you'd snort cocaine and get a nose bleed.

[Archenteron]

Try to use a bible instead of a rolling paper for a blunt, you roll one with one of the blank back pages. Do it a few more times and you get smote when you go for an actual page.

[El Murguista]

Steal HoP's ID -> transfer entire station budget to your account -> put on the helmetcam and listen to the station scream while you smoke hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash.

I tried doing this today and was disappointed my terrible life choices can't be mimicked in space.

[Haine]

This is now a thing that you can do (once the servers update to the latest build)