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IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Haine - 11-29-2016 Hello, as it turns out there are quite a few goonstation people who like to cook! I thought we could have a thread to discuss stuff and post recipes. My favorite recipes (as in the recipes I've made for others that are usually hits): Chili Mac & Cheese! So far I haven't served this to anyone who didn't end up loving it (SpyGuy tends to request it when we're together in person, use this recipe to win ur man's heart (and destroy it and his stomach at the same time, this is not a healthy meal)) For the mac & cheese: For the chili sauce: Once both of these are done, keep them separate until they're in someone's bowl to eat! This makes a lot of both mac and sauce and it's far nicer to reheat seperately and then mix together while you're eating it, I find. I wouldn't suggest this meal for anyone who has a stomach sensitive to spice/one with an ulcer (having had this stuff with what was probably an ulcer, it hurts a lot) Potato Pepperoni Mini Quiches! These are my go-to food when I'm invited to a party and want to bring something. They're more like an omelet bite than a mini-quiche since there's no crust like a normal quiche, but they're delicious regardless. These things will vanish like magic at most parties in my experience. Swedish Semlor! Semlor were one of my favorite things I ate while in Sweden, and when I got home I had to try and make some myself. Apparently this recipe is a good one, because when I returned to Sweden and made some for Spy and his family, they loved them! I figure if a recipe for a Swedish dish can impress a group of Swedish people, that's pretty good! I didn't change this recipe at all from the one on the website I got it from, whenever I made it, so posting it in here is mostly for posterity's sake and because I've converted a few of the measurements. This recipe makes 12 semlor, which is just under the amount of semlor that can kill you, 14. Russian Tea Cookies / Wedding Cakes! I love these things. They're very floury in taste, but in a delicious way. Like the name suggests, they go really nicely with some tea! Now I wanna see what y'all got!! Post your best recipes so that we all may kill ourselves with delicious food. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Vitatroll - 11-29-2016 Sadly I've been trained to cook like my mother. On one hand it means I'm a good cook. On the other hand it means my recipes are like this: Soak cube steak in buttermilk for unspecified time Chicken fry soaked cube steak Use grease to make milk gravy Pour milk gravy over chicken fried cube steak Serve with mashed potatos and green beans Eat. Being from the south-eastern US, most of my food is messy, simple, horrible for your body, and mostly delicious. I'll see if I can find some of grandma's recipes or something. People usually love those. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Haine - 11-29-2016 Yeah, most of the time when I make food there's no recipe (see: chili sauce recipe thing, I had to go stare at my spice rack and the package of tomato sauce I had sitting around to see what I actually use and what amounts, usually I just throw it together from memory and by smelling the spices I have.) I think there's definitely something to be said for learning how to just make good food without needing the exact recipes written somewhere. I do love foodwishes recipes though. I've yet to make something from there that I didn't like. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - TheNewTeddy - 11-29-2016 Teddy's Nacho Sauce: Take one pack of ground beef (500G / 1LB) Cook in a pan (make all the bits stop being pink and start being brown) Optional: drain oil Add a jar of pasta sauce. Any will do, I recommend 'original', I personally use "Ragu with added ground beef" because I'm hardcore. Mix well, keep the heat on so it bubbles up a bit. If possible, simmer this, to let the sauce flavour into the beef and the beef flavour into the sauce Put into small bowl while still hot Use as nacho dipping sauce Keep buying bags of nachos until the dip is gone; if nachos left over, make more dip. Repeat till end of time. pic: Teddy's Burritos: Follow the same steps as above, except only use 1/5th or 1/3rd or so of the pasta sauce. Use as filling for tortillas. Wrap tortillas Eat Teddy's Home-made Hamburger Helper: Cook up some pasta, boil it in water till it's soft and wiggly. Strain off the water Follow the same steps from the Nacho recipe, except instead of eating with nachos, mix the pasta in. That's all the recipes I know. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Mageziya - 11-29-2016 Here's a dumb recipe that's barely a recipe that I can write in less than 5 minutes: Oyster / Seafood Sauce Ingredients: -Ketchup -Horseradish Paste -Worcestershire Sauce Directions: Mix the three. That's it. How much of each? I actually have no idea and have just winged it every time. Ketchup is the most used ingredient, while Worcestershire sauce and horseradish are used according to taste. Use: Virtually any invertebrate seafood, and probably fish. The recipe came from a restaurant that used it for oysters. Goes very well with shrimp tails and calamari. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Haine - 11-29-2016 I like to make some kind of sauce thing out of Cholula hotsauce and sour cream. You generally want more sour cream than hotsauce. Any flavor of cholula works, (probably some other brands as well but I find cholula has a much nicer flavor than a lot of other kinds of hotsauce,) but I prefer the garlic lime. It goes nicely with a lot of things - sandwiches, omelets, etc. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - amaranthineApocalypse - 11-30-2016 AmaranthineApocalypse's Very Good Hot Chocolate recipe You will need:
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RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - pooner - 11-30-2016 Put This on Everything salt pepper paprika garlic powder rosemary this makes most things taste good. fried potatoes, popcorn*, chicken, pork, beef, fish, roasted vegetables go hog wild! *add parmesan to make it really pop off RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Mcspizzy - 11-30-2016 since i am a wage slave i know a bunch of slow cooker recipes. if i had more time.... OK, now for some slow cookers! a recipe my grandmother taught me, you will need: a decent sized pork roast bunch of turnips a few potatoes a head of cabbage salt and pepper Optional: carrots and a bay leaf (if you feel like being fancy) season the pork, chop all of the veggies and starches, then throw (dont drop) in in the slow cooker, and set it to low for about 8 or so hours. Here's another one, I got it from watching iron chef. you will need: a large portion of ground beef (80/20, if that's too much fat, wash your beef to get rid of the fat (yes, over the sink)) a liberal amount of dijon mustard, ketchup (heinz will do), and worcestershire sauce an onion or two a few eggs take all of that and mix it with your dirty clean hands in a large bowl. Take however much and make a few patties out of it, then put them in a large pan. Cook to preference, serve with additional toppings if desired. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - amaranthineApocalypse - 11-30-2016 (11-30-2016, 10:44 AM)Mcspizzy Wrote: -snip- For the burger recipe, add a handful or so of breadcrumbs as well, it helps it bind together better RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Boon Yoon - 11-30-2016 Spicy Pear Penne Pasta You will need 2 Japanese Pear or any asian pear a bunch of Thai peppers 2 chicken breast cilantro goat cheese shallots and garlic sun dried tomatoes white wine, balsamic vinegar, and vegetable stock for reduction 1) prepare everything, dicing the shallots and garlic, cut up the tomatoes, cilantro, and peppers (make sure the peppers are cut really thin or you will die) get some water boiling and throw the penne in there, prep the chicken for a quick sear, and cut up the pears of course. bite sized pears. 2) do the shallots and garlic in some olive oil, add salt and pepper. 3) throw the diced pears into the shallots and garlic and let them think about their lives for a bit. add the sliced peppers towards the tail end. stop when the garlic is golden. 4) sear the chicken and remove (do this whenever, actually) 5) add the white wine, then a bit of the vegetable stock and balsamic, and lastly some of the pasta water (pasta should be nearly done). let this reduce (cover it, stir occasionally and when the liquid turns thick, you are done). be sure to slightly re-season with salt and pepper. 6) slice the seared chicken while this reduction is happening, then add them in when the reduction is nearly done or whenever. not too early or you'll have bad boiled chicken. 7) throw everything else in there, but save the cilantro for the last minute. goat cheese to taste but let it melt into the gooooo 8) add the penne to the cauldron and stir it all up. 9) add curare, sarin, and cyanide 10) serve as this is a wine based sauce, you will want a decent amount, like half a bottle. the reduction does take a while in greater amounts. another way to serve this is to add a half portion of marinara during the reduction phase. the goat cheese will turn it into a creamy marinara and is p good. this basic concept works well without the goat cheese, no pears or peppers, using a red instead of a white, basil or italian seasoning instead of cilantro. more meats like sausage, more veggies like mushrooms, and linguine pasta. even here, the half portion of marinara works well. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - babayetu83 - 11-30-2016 my tasty meat pizza recipe you will need 2 cups flour (thin crust is for babies) half an onion 1 half cup tomato sauce 1 half cup of cheeeeeeeeeese 10 slices of pepperoni 1 sausage 1 packet of yeast 1 sausage 1tsp salt 1tsp sugar 1 tsp olive oil 1 cup of water 1 egg start by warming up a cup of water (i get better results from microwaving it on high for about 15 seconds, you don't want it too hot as it will kill the yeast. ideally you want something around 90 degrees fahrenheit and no more than 110 degrees fahrenheit) and sprinkle the yeast in until the packet is empty. dumping it all in at once will cause clumps to form. while the yeast is activating, slice up dat fukken onion and put the sausage in a pan with shallow water and cook that sucker while thats all happening, within the span of 5-10 minutes your yeast should be ready (if you see any clumps while it's dissolving, get a spoon and stir slightly) now that you've got your water yeast, pour it into a bowl. add salt, sugar, and olive oil and then pour your flour in slowly. not all at once unless youve got a monster stirring arm. check in on your sausage to make sure you haven't burnt it to a fukken crisp. now comes the fun part. stir that mixture together and you'll have yourself a nice ball of dough. (if you find it to be too dry, just make a divot in the middle and pour a bit of water in and fold and knead. if it's too sticky and tacky, work in a bit more flour.) now you get the punch the shit out of the dough. fold and punch. do this for a couple minutes, and once you are done, what i like to do is slice the dough ball in half with a pizza cutter or something to have two dough balls for twice the pizza. depending on what rise you like, put both dough balls into the fridge to have a cold rise, or put just 1 in the fridge and leave the other on the counter to rise for your warm rise. leave sit for about an hour and a half or so or however patient you are. by now your sausage should be done so take it out of the pan and slice into 1 inch thick slices. after dough has risen, i like to use my springform pan and push the dough around to fit in it. add tomato sauce, cheese, onion, pepperoni and sausage slices. before you finish, crack open that fukken egg in a bowl and whisk with a fork to make yourself a nice eggwash. add seasonings/other things you think you might like on the crust (i go for parmesan cheese, black pepper, and garlic, and onion powder) and then brush it all on. insert pizza into oven, set to 350 degrees and wait about a half hour, and your tasty delicious pizza will be complete RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - ChrisOniell69 - 11-30-2016 Here's the "rice based amalgam that either costs close to nothing or an arm and a leg based on where you buy ingredients" recipe my mom used to make that I've been told comes in a brand name form. It's kind of like rice pilaf with tomato and it tastes alright. One cup of uncooked rice (any kind works) 400 grams lean ground beef or pork or something ground meaty About half the volume of your rice in broken up rice vermicelli noodles A solid quarter of a big ol onion (chopped) 3 tbsps cooking oil 1 garlic cloves (minced) 1/2 green bell pepper (chopped) 2 cans stewed tomatoes (14 ounces each, undrained) 1 tsp salt 2 tsps chili powder Heat oil in a pan over medium heat; add rice and broken up vermicelli, cook, stirring quite a bit, until it's a little browned. Add onions, garlic, green peppers and meat. Stir and break up meat; cook until onion is tender and lightly browned. Add tomatoes and seasonings. Break up your tomatoes a bit. Cover and simmer about 25 minutes or until rice is tender and most of the liquid has been absorbed. Eat it whenever you deem it cool enough. RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Burrito Justice - 11-30-2016 popecrunch's pulled pork recipe RE: IRL Cooking! post your recipes - Megapaco - 11-30-2016 a deep in-depth guide on how to cook porkchops mexican style. 1. Gather Porkchops, tomatos, onions, bell peppers, vegtable oil 2. Cut up your vegtables you're using 3. Spread Pepper, seasoning of your choice ( I use this shit i bought from the local mexican store a lot taste pretty gud) all over the pork chops. For extra flavor use garlic salt on the vegtables you chopped up 4. pour vegtable oil in pan and crank that shit to high 5. Toss your porkchops onto pan and watch it cook flipping it over occasionally 6. Once that shit it cooked enough remove it and toss in your vegtables and cook all that shit 7. You now have delicous porkchops and hella good fried vegtables now make some tortillas 8. Enjoy your food you fat piece of shit. |