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The tale of Crab Chef - Tyrant - 08-29-2023
at this link a grand tale occurred, told in screenshots by pali
![[Image: dreamseeker_SZ6nAPlCce.png?width=471&height=256]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461291780165662/dreamseeker_SZ6nAPlCce.png?width=471&height=256)
A "YourOrgans!" vending machine and a wraith joined forces to perma kill vispectra's character. The gods (pali) took mercy and respawned them.... as a crab.
![[Image: dreamseeker_FWp5553WwQ.png?width=489&height=265]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461307177447614/dreamseeker_FWp5553WwQ.png?width=489&height=265)
And then glued a chef hat to their head.
![[Image: dreamseeker_S72MrSDQWv.png?width=436&height=376]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461357051912202/dreamseeker_S72MrSDQWv.png?width=436&height=376)
Events unfolded from there.
![[Image: dreamseeker_Bpb98Q1Tc1.png?width=654&height=300]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461421249929216/dreamseeker_Bpb98Q1Tc1.png?width=654&height=300)
![[Image: dreamseeker_Nl6LoLr0gM.png?width=408&height=195]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461443374878851/dreamseeker_Nl6LoLr0gM.png?width=408&height=195)
![[Image: dreamseeker_6F4C2Nbaqm.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461461364256959/dreamseeker_6F4C2Nbaqm.png)
![[Image: dreamseeker_y4KiPS9u3r.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461479500431530/dreamseeker_y4KiPS9u3r.png)
A skeleton commander appeared...
![[Image: dreamseeker_bMrAfEoH2A.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461528879968437/dreamseeker_bMrAfEoH2A.png)
...and paid in his only known currency: other skeletons
![[Image: dreamseeker_Ig4fn4LKf5.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461585582759947/dreamseeker_Ig4fn4LKf5.png)
...doesn't seem like that was legal tender...
![[Image: dreamseeker_KDVOucd9qe.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461606482968586/dreamseeker_KDVOucd9qe.png)
RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Tyrant - 08-29-2023
(points to the fried eye)
![[Image: dreamseeker_a3jri2ItFQ.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461624317153464/dreamseeker_a3jri2ItFQ.png)
shenanigans ensued
![[Image: dreamseeker_RkKI5dQqfj.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461677404475545/dreamseeker_RkKI5dQqfj.png)
![[Image: dreamseeker_WBgV6kkaiA.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461695976845462/dreamseeker_WBgV6kkaiA.png)
![[Image: dreamseeker_aZd16pBI7D.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461710640140408/dreamseeker_aZd16pBI7D.png)
![[Image: dreamseeker_P63TLUaksK.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461722803617842/dreamseeker_P63TLUaksK.png)
![[Image: dreamseeker_pSeKMmKcig.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461739190751302/dreamseeker_pSeKMmKcig.png)
The clown showed up with a gun, tried to shoot a voidhound
![[Image: dreamseeker_qp5S7bgpLz.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461805049724969/dreamseeker_qp5S7bgpLz.png)
...and missed
![[Image: dreamseeker_MeRNF7s8pA.png?width=331&height=193]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461852940283974/dreamseeker_MeRNF7s8pA.png?width=331&height=193)
![[Image: dreamseeker_RxSIsBlKSp.png?width=597&height=621]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461884640841738/dreamseeker_RxSIsBlKSp.png?width=597&height=621)
![[Image: dreamseeker_UtyZZtv7fP.png?width=532&height=231]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461908623872104/dreamseeker_UtyZZtv7fP.png?width=532&height=231)
RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Tyrant - 08-29-2023
justice was served... but at what cost?
![[Image: dreamseeker_0FhPiWCUUn.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461925346549802/dreamseeker_0FhPiWCUUn.png)
![[Image: dreamseeker_roO1j8Aokf.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461944250269778/dreamseeker_roO1j8Aokf.png)
![[Image: dreamseeker_RB7aUXIiOy.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145461968946331759/dreamseeker_RB7aUXIiOy.png)
may he rest well
![[Image: dreamseeker_2XPnkK6lZY.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890223118482800790/1145462033370849360/dreamseeker_2XPnkK6lZY.png)
story and screenshots ported from discord rp chat to here with permission from pali
thanks for reading
RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Frolicsome Flufficorn - 08-30-2023
Omg is that the robust Specimen??? thats insane!!!
RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Kotlol - 08-30-2023
And in the end... the chef was getting sliced up by the syndicate to extract their precious Cullinary glands to out do NT in the food delivery wars.
RE: The tale of Crab Chef - LeahTheTech - 09-02-2023
🦀