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The tale of Crab Chef - Tyrant - 08-29-2023

at this link a grand tale occurred, told in screenshots by pali

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A "YourOrgans!" vending machine and a wraith joined forces to perma kill vispectra's character. The gods (pali) took mercy and respawned them.... as a crab.

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And then glued a chef hat to their head.

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Events unfolded from there.

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A skeleton commander appeared...

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...and paid in his only known currency: other skeletons

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...doesn't seem like that was legal tender...

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RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Tyrant - 08-29-2023

(points to the fried eye)
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shenanigans ensued
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The clown showed up with a gun, tried to shoot a voidhound
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...and missed
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RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Tyrant - 08-29-2023

justice was served... but at what cost?
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may he rest well
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story and screenshots ported from discord rp chat to here with permission from pali
thanks for reading

RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Frolicsome Flufficorn - 08-30-2023

Omg is that the robust Specimen??? thats insane!!!

RE: The tale of Crab Chef - Kotlol - 08-30-2023

And in the end... the chef was getting sliced up by the syndicate to extract their precious Cullinary glands to out do NT in the food delivery wars.

RE: The tale of Crab Chef - LeahTheTech - 09-02-2023