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Re: How did you last die - Nubcake - 08-06-2013 owned nerd Re: How did you last die - Cogwerks - 08-06-2013 this is a rube loaf it is a gross item Re: How did you last die - FrontlineAcrobat4 - 08-07-2013 Cogwerks Wrote:this is a rube loaf I'm going to sue you for this workplace accident Re: How did you last die - Sitoutumaton - 08-18-2013 I threw a loaf of ludicrously dense prison loaf into a wall to test out its capabilities and it collapsed into a gravitational singularity AKA black hole. Molecular gastronomy, never again. Re: How did you last die - hipBEE - 08-18-2013 I also died in a horrible loafing accident Re: How did you last die - Xenonia - 08-19-2013 Looks like you need to... Stop loafing around. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH Re: How did you last die - VictorMAngoStein - 08-19-2013 Just another day as space janitor keeping the station clean with my trusty spray bottle. Everyone wants to loaf me for some reason. I guess they like dirty floors. Near QM, I run to what appears to be a miniputt in a new pod bay (I've been gone for 2 months) I suddenly wonder why I can't steer. Turns out I boarded an escape pod. Pod leaves the Z-level, explodes 3 times. Also, apparently my galoshes were a traitor objective that round so some guy killed himself at the end of his spree. Re: How did you last die - mucubed - 08-20-2013 I spawned as a spymaster and went straight to cargo to make loafs. I spent my ten crystals on microbombs since that's fun and I don't like the other items very much. After some experimentation, I made a loaf that 1-hit kills people when throws. I went around braining people with this. Apparently there was a traitor scientist, because he loyalty implanted me. I gave him the loaf and we made our way to the shuttle and waded into the crowd. Seeing a lot of people not in the scientist's personal mindslave entourage, I asked him to give me the loaf so I could kill them. I had not properly explained the dangers of the loaf, so instead of dropping it, he threw it at me, whereby I was instantly killed, activating all 10 microbombs and killing everyone on the shuttle. The loaf laughed all the way to the Nanotransen docking facility. Re: How did you last die - Preid - 08-20-2013 mucubed Wrote:I spawned as a spymaster and went straight to cargo to make loafs. I spent my ten crystals on microbombs since that's fun and I don't like the other items very much. That was an odd round, The scientist was on of the spys, and so was I. We had mindslaved each other at the same time. In the end all three of the living spys were done in by that loaf. Re: How did you last die - Mrduckbillface - 08-25-2013 The B-Baller's Game, staring Sir Mapleleaf, BALLER TRUE, and Mr. AI. Code: (I had set up a game of russian roulettein the boxing ring) Re: How did you last die - Morrigi - 09-02-2013 Almost blown up by a very competent changeling with [REDACTED] (apparently reagents in smoke can mix in the air?) which blew a hole in Chemistry where I was working. Blew my leg off but the Captain was kind enough to reattach it. Borg came in, sealed the breach, I put internals on, all was fine and dandy. But then I was doing some recipes and for some idiotic, inexplicable reason put my oxygen tank in my backpack. (It was one of those big ones that you couldn't stick on your belt, and I was working with 3 beakers at the time) I also happened to be tabbed out and updating my recipe file, and when I came back I was in crit. And then I died, but was subsequently revived and sent on my way, after which who I assume was the same changeling managed to completely blow up chemistry, nearly killing me again. Soon after the shuttle arrived, but that proved to be doom for us all. Alas, but the shuttle doors were locked and the creature had a stun baton. We tried to enter through a window, but in vain. We were stunned and hastily thrown into space to perish by this alien monstrosity, who escaped alone. Re: How did you last die - Hexarchy - 09-03-2013 I activated my own pipebomb by accident. Shortest traitor round ever. Re: How did you last die - gunquinn - 09-07-2013 Doran Farrier says, "I TRAITOR OTO" Doran Farrier is hit by the laser! Doran Farrier is hit by the laser! Doran Farrier is hit by the laser! Doran Farrier gasps, "I TTRRIIIITTOOOORRR" Doran Farrier is hit by the laser! Doran Farrier is hit by the laser! Xavier Bestmin says, "shit" Doran Farrier emits a small clicking noise. Re: How did you last die - Admiral jimbob - 09-12-2013 Quote:You activate the pipe bomb! 5 seconds! Re: How did you last die - david2222121 - 09-15-2013 I died a true mad bomber. My first act as RD was to make four tank transfer bombs with remote detonators, then secret them about the station with telescience and set them all off at once. Then while the station was in turmoil, I hid in maintenance to decide what gear I should spawn. The clear choice was three pipebombs and a microbomb implant for good measure. I then proceeded to hide the pipebombs attached to mousetraps about the station to be stepped upon, blowing the poor sod who stepped on them into a pile of gore floating in the twisted wreckage of the once hallway. Through all of this, no one has any idea who did all this, or what's happening. Deciding to step things up, I get the coordinates for the AI, and send him a fifth bomb, giving him only a moment to notice the bomb before it goes off, demolishing his upload. At this point, I play nice and call the shuttle for everyone, despite the captain uncovering my treachery through forensics. After being arrested and dragged onto the shuttle, I brag about how easy it was to murder the AI, and how I was going to live through my misdeeds. The hardboiled detective decided to have none of that, and pumped my gut full of lead. My implant proceeded to redirect that lead back into him, and the captain standing next to me. A fun round. |