Swedish Horror Wrote:Nelson Rathen slashes his own throat.
Nelson Rathen slashes his own throat.
Nelson Rathen slashes his own throat.
Nelson Rathen seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Nelson Rathen is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.

Admiral jimbob Wrote:Keen to go and get suited up in a stylish manner, I began my Captain round by setting the teleporter to the prison lobby and eagerly leaping in.

It took me to a derelict shuttle where the X drone murdered me mercilessly before I could even cry for help.

That was... uneXpected.

Tteckk Wrote:Making an escape that george sears nrvrt saw coming.

I had been arrested as a mindslave trying to kill an officer, I was put in 'solitary'. I asked george to stand infront of the glass door, when he did I used ye old drag and dash trick jumped on a segway drove past the captain, dodging another officer in riot gear and dived into the disposal chute. Where I got chased around for a bit on conveyers and ran into space to die.

Quote:Gorge Reagan Bush asks, "Things?"
Gorge Reagan Bush asks, "[REDACTED]"
Vaughn Moon exclaims, "It's super safe!"
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "they didn't teach this at Homeopathic Medicine school"
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "Clearly I need to test this on myself."
Gorge Reagan Bush points to the glass bottle
Robot 5 [145.9] states, "The Engine is on fire, good job engineers."
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I'll chug a whole bottle of it for 50 credits"
Vaughn Moon exclaims, "I don't think we should serve this to people in glass bottles. The safeness might kill them!"
Vaughn Moon says, "With how safe it is."
Gorge Reagan Bush asks, "So... I chouls chug this infront of everyone then?"
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the glass bottle.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the glass bottle.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the glass bottle.
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the glass bottle.
Vaughn Moon says, "One more ingredient to go though."
Vaughn Moon asks, "Though it might make it go off and kill us on the spot. You okay with finding out?"
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "Totally"
The mixture quickly turns into a pall of smoke!
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the glass bottle.
Vaughn Moon says, "WELP"
It's quiet. Too quiet.
You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Vaughn Moon rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.


Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I c a n ' t m o v e ? "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I f e e l g o o d . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "E v e n t h o u g h I c a n ' t m o v e . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I a m d e a f . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "O h m a n , I a m t o o f a t . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "f a t f a t f a t . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I a m a l s o d e a f . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "A n d d u m b "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "W o e i s m e "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I c a n ' t m o v e . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "A I , I c a n h e a r a g a i n ! "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I g o t f a t s o m e h o w "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "H e l p . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "S o m e o n e d r a g m e t o t h e b a r p l e a s e . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "D o n ' t b e m e a n . I a m f a t : ( "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "A n d c r i p p l e d . "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "D o n ' t p u s h m e , I ' l l f a r t "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "P l e a s e d o n ' t m e m e a n "
Gorge Reagan Bush says, "I a m b i g b o n e d "

Quote:Jay Wolff throws the football.
Rob Injun has been hit by the football.
Rob Injun's right arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Rob Injun seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Jay Wolff says, "oh no"
Jay Wolff exclaims, "a horrbile sporting accident!"

Klayboxx Wrote:

Code:

Smokey Dogg throws the pipe bomb.
Chef Buttes catches the pipe bomb!
Smokey Dogg says, "AHAHA"
Smokey Dogg says, "CHEF CAUGHT MY BOMB"
Smokey Dogg says, "RIP"
DEAD: Ghost (Chef Buttes) laments, "omg"

I love the new catching system