(10-05-2016, 12:42 AM)ferriswheel1 Wrote:

(10-04-2016, 08:19 PM)Noah Buttes Wrote: So, I decoded the mole's morse code message. It took a while since the fucker had sped it up to ridiculous levels.

Quote:LIBERTY SETS THE MIND FREE, FOSTERS INDEPENDEEGE AND UNORTHODOX THINKING AND IDEAS. BUT IT DOES NOT OFFER INSTANT PROSPERITY OR HAPPINESS AND WEALTH TO EVERYONE. EDUCATION IS A WEAPON WHOSE EFFECTS DEPEND ON WHO HOLDS IT IN HIS HANDS AND AT WHOM IT IS AIMED. MANKIND MUST PUT AN END TO WAR OR WAR WILL PUT AN END TO MANKIND. THE ATOMIC BOMB HAD DWARFED THE INTERNATIONAL ISSUES TO COMPLETE INSIGNIFICANCE. WHEN OUR MINDS WANDERED FROM THE PREOCCUPATIONS OF OUR IMMEDIATE NEEDS, WE SPECULATED UPON THE POSSIBILITY OF STOPPING THE USE OF THESE FRIGHTFUL EXPLOSIVES BEFORE THE WORLD WAS UTTERLY DESTROYED. FOR TO US IT SEEMED QUITE PLAIN THAT THESE BOMBS AND THE STILL GREATER POWER OF DESTRUCTION OF WHICH THEY WERE THE PRECURSORS MIGHT QUITE EASILY SHATTER EVERY RELATIONSHIP AND INSTITUTION OF MANKIND... WAR MUST END AND THAT THE ONLY WAY TO END WAR WAS TO HAVE BUT ONE GOVERNMENT FOR MANKIND. AS LONG AS THERE ARE SOVEREIGN NATIONS POSSESSING GREAT POWER, WAR IS INEVITABLE. THE PEACE OF THE WORLD IS THE HOPE AND THE GOAL OF OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM IT IS THE DESPAIR AND DEFEAT OF THOSE WHO STAND AGAINST US. IN THE LONG RUN, A HIERARCHICAL SOCIETY WAS ONLY POSSIBLE ON A BASIS OF POVERTY AND IGNORANCE. ALL RULERS IN ALL AGES HAVE TRIED TO IMPOSE A FALSE VIEW OF THE WORLD UPON THEIR FOLLOWERS. WE ARE THE EXCEPTION. OR, AT LEAST, WE WERE THE EXCEPTION. EVERYTHING CRUMBLED ON APRIL 21ST, 1996. THE NUCLEAR MISSILE STRIKE ON TARGET DD BY THOSE DAMN RUSSIANS RUINED ANY HOPE WE HAD OF CREATING A PEACEFUL NEW WORLD ORDER. AS THE NUCLEAR FALLOUT SETTLED, WE WERE ELIMINATED ONE BY ONE. I AM THE ONLY ONE LEFT. YOU MUST STOP THEM. 7900 9824 4745 8444 6368 5421 5993 6111 8405 5270 7154 4021 7399 5746 6980 7710 4483 6529 4466 8073 8851 9175 4645 4630 7593 7488 8614 7756 6928 6057 7467 5677 8218 7351 4080 8533 7648 9030 5706 8488 5313 4834 8690 6977 4666 4154 8059 7357 8408 9106 9973 8255 9398 8714 YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. GODSPEED

What the fuck does it mean!?

Iluminati Confirmed, yo.

(10-05-2016, 08:01 PM)BurntCornMuffin Wrote:

(10-05-2016, 06:15 PM)Vitatroll Wrote: I'm actually surprised you don't have to chase a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

I'm equally surprised nobody chased a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

(10-06-2016, 01:58 AM)ferriswheel1 Wrote:

(10-05-2016, 08:01 PM)BurntCornMuffin Wrote:

(10-05-2016, 06:15 PM)Vitatroll Wrote: I'm actually surprised you don't have to chase a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

I'm equally surprised nobody chased a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

I've been chased by a goose, does that count?

(10-06-2016, 10:14 AM)The_Rain Wrote:

(10-06-2016, 01:58 AM)ferriswheel1 Wrote:

(10-05-2016, 08:01 PM)BurntCornMuffin Wrote:

(10-05-2016, 06:15 PM)Vitatroll Wrote: I'm actually surprised you don't have to chase a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

I'm equally surprised nobody chased a goose as part of the solarium (yet).

I've been chased by a goose, does that count?

Dude, be careful. Geese are incredibly robust. And hateful.

(10-06-2016, 03:22 PM)Wraithcraft Wrote: You know those numbers scrawled in bathrooms across the adventure zones? Would those help? Or do they have a use?

(10-06-2016, 03:32 PM)Avack Wrote:

(10-06-2016, 03:22 PM)Wraithcraft Wrote: You know those numbers scrawled in bathrooms across the adventure zones? Would those help? Or do they have a use?

I've been told that's Shitty Bill's phone number.

Also, as I understand it geese really are horrible things. There are geese in the game, aren't there? Yeah. We need more of them, horrible things are always useful.