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RE: Ideas of questionable quality - atomic1fire - 01-10-2018
This is probably a bad idea so I'm suggesting it here.
Stock trader suicide: Standing next to the stock market computers while suiciding gives you a message about how you looked at the stocks and died of boredom.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Technature - 01-11-2018
(01-10-2018, 03:09 PM)atomic1fire Wrote: This is probably a Fantastic idea so I'm suggesting it here.
Stock trader suicide: Standing next to the stock market computers while suiciding gives you a message about how you looked at the stocks and died of boredom.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Cyfarfod - 01-11-2018
(01-11-2018, 12:23 PM)Technature Wrote:(01-10-2018, 03:09 PM)atomic1fire Wrote: This is probably a Fantastic idea so I'm suggesting it here.
Stock trader suicide: Standing next to the stock market computers while suiciding gives you a message about how you looked at the stocks and died of boredom.
Alternately, you jump out a space-window and somehow fall into the sun.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - atomic1fire - 01-11-2018
I was going to go with something like a heart attack but I felt that would be disrespectful to people who actually lose everything in the stock market.
Otherwise Boredom is the funnier reason anyway.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Cyfarfod - 01-11-2018
(01-11-2018, 02:43 PM)atomic1fire Wrote: I was going to go with something like a heart attack but I felt that would be disrespectful to people who actually lose everything in the stock market.
Otherwise Boredom is the funnier reason anyway.
That's a really good point I hadn't considered.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Bologna Prime - 01-11-2018
Better yet, disappear into the stock market computer; where anyone can proceed to buy stock in you.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Lady Birb - 01-12-2018
From the discord: putting a piece of bread in your shoe slot and another piece of bread in your hat slot should rename you to "[insert name here] sandwich" eg: Jack Jackson sandwich.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NateTheSquid - 01-12-2018
also yoinked from the discord: PDA game of minesweeper. cartridge is hidden somewhere in the debris field, disguised as a mine. can be sent to other PDA's (so you can compete) and if you lose a game of minesweeper, your PDA explodes.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - warcrimes - 01-12-2018
handburger
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - LuigiThirty - 01-12-2018
(01-12-2018, 12:36 AM)Lord Birb Wrote: From the discord: putting a piece of bread in your shoe slot and another piece of bread in your hat slot should rename you to "[insert name here] sandwich" eg: Jack Jackson sandwich.
Hulk Hogan meat shoes
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Newtonsolo - 01-15-2018
make any chair compatible with barbering instead of only a few static chairs in the barber shop
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Nnystyxx - 01-15-2018
(01-15-2018, 01:58 PM)Newtonsolo Wrote: make any chair compatible with barbering instead of only a few static chairs in the barber shop
I want to run around the escape shuttle giving everyone who's buckled in a haircut. The people who don't want one will get out of their seats, then fall over so I can murder them shove them in a chair and give them a haircut.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Frank_Stein - 01-15-2018
(01-15-2018, 02:10 PM)Nnystyxx Wrote:(01-15-2018, 01:58 PM)Newtonsolo Wrote: make any chair compatible with barbering instead of only a few static chairs in the barber shop
I want to run around the escape shuttle giving everyone who's buckled in a haircut. The people who don't want one will get out of their seats, then fall over so I can murder them shove them in a chair and give them a haircut.
How about the qualifying thing that makes haircuts be possible is whether or not someone is wearing one of those bibs they put on you so the hair doesn't get on your clothes?
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - warcrimes - 01-15-2018
(01-15-2018, 03:10 PM)Frank_Stein Wrote:(01-15-2018, 02:10 PM)Nnystyxx Wrote:(01-15-2018, 01:58 PM)Newtonsolo Wrote: make any chair compatible with barbering instead of only a few static chairs in the barber shop
I want to run around the escape shuttle giving everyone who's buckled in a haircut. The people who don't want one will get out of their seats, then fall over so I can murder them shove them in a chair and give them a haircut.
How about the qualifying thing that makes haircuts be possible is whether or not someone is wearing one of those bibs they put on you so the hair doesn't get on your clothes?
you mean a plastic trash bag ?
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - babayetu83 - 01-15-2018
add a mirror to the barbershop so you can cut your own hair