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RE: i need help - aft2001 - 05-07-2019
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little clown? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NT Special Forces, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Syndicate, and I have over 300 confirmed robustings. I am trained in monkey warfare and I’m the top HoS for NanoTrasen. You are nothing to me but just another greyshirt. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this station, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the radio? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of AIs across the station and your location is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The radiation storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, clown. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can robust you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, the likes of which would make the maetzu menne cower in fear, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Armory and confiscated Syndicate gear and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the station, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “funny” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, honkster.
RE: i need help - NateTheSquid - 05-07-2019
cant tell if this thread should be periodically bumped to make fun of gobbo, or ignored because gobbo keeps bumping it
RE: i need help - Wisecrack34 - 05-07-2019
With the power not invested within me I hereby declare this thread "A Shitpost Zone"
RE: i need help - Technature - 05-08-2019
We have enough Shitpost threads.
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RE: i need help - ZeWaka - 05-12-2019
music time