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RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Mouse - 01-24-2026
radioactive materials should heat their surroundings by an amount proportional to their radioactivity
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Whele - 01-25-2026
The five second rule means that food gets ants after being on the floor for five seconds
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - RSOD - 01-25-2026
fabricators ask you to do a random captcha every time you use one to make sure you're not an automated process
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-25-2026
(01-25-2026, 12:12 PM)Whele Wrote: The five second rule means that food gets ants after being on the floor for five seconds
oh yeah free ant farm
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 01-25-2026
gene that makes it impossible for you to emote (includes flavortext ones like sneezing or going pale but not ones that impact gameplay like fainting) so you can hide behind an object or in a container and nobody will ever find you
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Kotlol - 01-27-2026
Darkness relics and a place of no lights.... will now spawn a portal into a dark realm.
Any objects you will take will spawn a NPC. Monkeys turn into giant monsters.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - NOOT - 01-29-2026
Using a headset (ideally) needs an open hand. Talking over radio without an open hand has a (5% tiny, 10% small, 15% medium, 20% large, 25% two handed) chance to use the item in your hands as an attack against your head. these chances are doubled if you are on intent 4, or a clown.
Headsets for nukies, those purchased from the listening post, or those fitted with a syndicate frequency scanner bypass this requirement.
Having the microphone on your headset set to on also bypasses this requirement, but headsets with their microphones enabled will automatically have their headset mics turned off after X seconds/minutes, unless their wires have been tampered with (Hey look a use for headset wires)
You may also talk over a headset channel freely, if it is in your hand.
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Cargo desk comes with a paper and a plastic bag dispenser, accessible from the crew side of the desk. Dispensing a plastic bag costs 3 credits from the users account, and using a plasic bag on the dispenser deposits 3 credits into the depositers account. Paper bags are free, but degrade over time.
Paper bags and plastic bags are like toolboxes, containers that can be carried in hand only, once deployed. An empty plastic / paper bag can be folded with an inhand use, and deployed in the same manner, or by using an item on one to deploy it. Empty, folded paper / plastic bags are tiny items and fit in relevent containers. Empty, unfolded paper / plastic bags will, if dropped, float around aimlessly, and have a 10% stumble chance if walked over. Paper bags are destroyed when stuimbled over, turning into paper shreds mess. Plasic bags are not destroyed when stumbled over.
Using a paper bag on a toilet or wink turns it into a soggy ball of paper, which can be thrown at windows to leave a puddle of water underneath them, and stick to the window.
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New traitor item, the Bag for Life.
2tc. The bag for life is similar to a stealth storage, as a utility item. Deploying a bag for life in hand makes you its owner, and prompts you to select an emote. From then on, using that emote will summon the bag for life from wherever it is into your hand, alongside its contents.
Destroying a bag for life by grinding it, or incinerating it, causes a moderate explosion. The bag for life cannot teleport from a closed and locked locker. A bag is for life, not just for spacemas.
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New traitor item, the Againt card. 3tc
Agent card that is reusable.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Frank_Stein - 01-29-2026
You should be able to add sparklers to drinks and food
https://youtu.be/b3Oz-bmdYiw
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - xenomni - 01-30-2026
adding an action figure to a cake makes it a wedding topper
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - CalliopeSoups - 01-30-2026
Folded chairs should be stronger for wrestlers specifically.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - ju45he - 01-30-2026
(01-30-2026, 07:08 AM)CalliopeSoups Wrote: Folded chairs should be stronger for wrestlers specifically.
I believe they already are. Wiki says they do the same brute but do more stamina damage.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - CalliopeSoups - 01-30-2026
Coat conveyor belts in some chemical or material to make them only affect items instead of mobs. Maybe make it a power setting instead.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Zombie - 02-01-2026
Or candles for birthday cakes!
Edit: Meant as a reply for action figures to cakes for wedding cakes suggestion.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - Emimiyu - 02-02-2026
If the money in your bank account exceed certain numbers when the calculation is based on your role wage with added percentage and calculation towards job tied money maker (ie. Artifact money, rockbox, gene booth, but not reselling stuff like cargo swipe id), Bankboss computer should notify command and sec about suspicion for embezzlement and illegal deals. It should set you to detain automatically through sechud (or suspect, or maybe arresst). And it can only be solved by using both bankboss and secmate with a whole form, then possibly some button to cut their income through taxation.
This will fix in game economy, trust.
Also add like idk tax investigator or anything like that as gimmick job. And make it so that it is the only role that have record tracks for any transaction in game.
RE: Ideas of questionable quality - GARGATHUGANOKSREVENG - 02-02-2026
(02-02-2026, 07:45 PM)Emimiyu Wrote: Also add like idk tax investigator or anything like that as gimmick job. And make it so that it is the only role that have record tracks for any transaction in game.
that's just the HoPs job