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Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - VictorMAngoStein - 10-10-2014
Martian ambassador. Run like hell, get lynched, and maybe call an entire army down upon the station
Animal MOB. Can be anything from cockroaches to space wasps to maneaters to the queen ice spider. Feeling lucky?
Space bee: polinate flowers, bee adorable, occasionally get traitor and sting unsuspecting assistants to death.
Loyalty inspector: use your PDA to listen in on whispered conversations, arrest anyone you hear complaining about security or the captain, get beaten to death 20 minutes into the round.
Pilot: start in the hangar with a flight suit. shades, and a set of pod phasers. HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZOOOOOOOOONE!
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Haine - 10-10-2014
Tryin' out atmos tech for now. They have enough access that they can go and stare at the repressurization hookups and make sure they still exist or something I guess.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Weavel - 10-10-2014
APARTHEID Wrote:Pilot: Because those super-cool red uniforms originally intended for the Mechanics needs to come back.
This yeah, I loved the star wars rebel pilot uniforms.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - pizzatiger - 10-10-2014
<HeadSurgeon> ursulamajor am i a job-banned role again
Headsurgeon job....Relive the glory ays before that ugly MD stole your jon and forced you to the horrible cess pool known as goonstation irc. Plot on how you can kill the MD and retake your job, Whine about how you don't have medical access, Do gheto surgery on the clown, Talk to your box bethern
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Sam Guivene - 10-10-2014
Security Borg: Spawn wearing a cardboard suit, a cardboard tube labelled ""Stun baton"" A foam dart gun labelled "Taser", and something that gives sound messages of various robocop things... absolutely no extra access whatsoever...
Lawyer: Gets a legal note pad, a fancy suit, sunglasses, and a stamp... Lacks any access whatsoever, and as this isn't a RP server, technically cannot do anything but angrily stare and threaten people with lawsuits. Nobody uses the courtroom anyway.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Embolism - 10-10-2014
Sam Guivene Wrote:Lawyer: Gets a legal note pad, a fancy suit, sunglasses, and a stamp... Lacks any access whatsoever, and as this isn't a RP server, technically cannot do anything but angrily stare and threaten people with lawsuits. Nobody uses the courtroom anyway.
Already exists.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Dauntasa - 10-10-2014
Morale Officer: Gets a book of Gold Star stickers, a box of party hats, a reusable fireworks box, and a confetti cannon(shoots brightly coloured papers everywhere).
His job is to make sure all crew members are happy at all times by giving out gold stickers and throwing surprise parties.
PS: also the hos should get a version of the confetti cannon that shoots tickets at people instead
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Winklabom - 10-11-2014
Social Justice Warrior: Spawns with an atheist sweater, a laptop (if possible) and tickets to fine people for not using the proper nouns and not checking their privilege.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - AlphabetJones - 10-11-2014
Winklabom Wrote:Social Justice Warrior: Spawns with an atheist sweater, a laptop (if possible) and tickets to fine people for not using the proper nouns and not checking their privilege.
go away
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Sam Guivene - 10-11-2014
Winklabom Wrote:Social Justice Warrior: Spawns with an atheist sweater, a laptop (if possible) and tickets to fine people for not using the proper nouns and not checking their privilege.
Internet warrior: Spawns obese, with a trenchcoat, a fedora, and a laptop.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - DyssalC - 10-11-2014
Seriously though, dem meatcubes.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Winklabom - 10-11-2014
Sam Guivene Wrote:Internet warrior: Spawns obese, with a trenchcoat, a fedora, and a laptop.
That actually sounds better, haha. Perhaps name it "Keyboard Warrior" ?
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - APARTHEID - 10-11-2014
Sam Guivene Wrote:Winklabom Wrote:Social Justice Warrior: Spawns with an atheist sweater, a laptop (if possible) and tickets to fine people for not using the proper nouns and not checking their privilege.
Internet warrior: Spawns obese, with a trenchcoat, a fedora, and a laptop.
Why not just "Tech Support" ?
There are so many computers on station and yet not a single jerk noticed that they're all broken!
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - BruiseCruise - 10-30-2014
Space Bully:
Spawns with a Space Letterman Jacket, Space Shredded Jeans, and a football.
When they aren't hanging at the malt shop, the space bully is giving people swirlies and tossing the pigskin around. Especially preys on the nerdier departments, I.E all of them.
Re: Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job - Waffles64 - 10-30-2014
Why not a busboy?
You only get one chef, but he can't cook meals and give them out to the station at the same time. Have a sub-chef character with access to the kitchen and bar. Main purpose would to be the bartender/chef's bitch by serving food and drinks or going around the station with that food-cart handing out sandwiches.