Requesting suggestions for thursday's new daily job

[Haine]

So with the return of the clown, we now have an opening on thursdays for a new daily job. Whatcha got?

[SpaceNaba]

Anime conventionist, spawns with gang mask and a space marine costume.
Merchant, spawns with QM access and a Vince Offer headset
Fart technician, spawns with glass jars for farting into

[SgtBriar]

Elite Security. Spawns with random parts of the TURDS outfit, no access, and a random bottle of strong alcohol in addition to alcohol resistance. His only job is to reminicse about the glory days and get in bar fights.

[UmmonTL]

PETA Activist, bothers people about ethic treatment of animals, starts with a balaclava and a crowd dispersal grenade or something?

NT Executive - He is sent to check how the station is using the company money. Has bridge access, starts with a suitcase full of money and a huge bank account for bribing/investing/getting mugged. Also has a very high salary draining the station budget. Should probably start as obese?

Vigilante wannabe - starts with a random superhero costume, totally real thermal glasses and a self-made stunstick (3 charges, 50% chance it stuns him and not the target). might start as obese.

Meat cube -

[DyssalC]

Meat cube -

That or monkey.

[Megapaco]

Elite Security. Spawns with random parts of the TURDS outfit, no access, and a random bottle of strong alcohol in addition to alcohol resistance. His only job is to reminicse about the glory days and get in bar fights.

This. And make it so they're so drunk that weapons don't work for them and we don't have as much vigilantes.

Pubbie McScrubs attempted to shoot the revolver but it was pointed the wrong way!

Pubbie McScrubs swings the baton and hits him self in the face!

[FishDance]

Health and Safety Inspector:
Starts with a clipboard and pen, and is tasked with finding every single unsafe, unsanitary, or unlawful detail of the station, and taxing the departments in which try occur. Access to maintenance, and whatever else he can sneak into. I'd also recommend him having a camera, but that's just me.

[Archenteron]

Musician: Starts in the Jazz Lounge with one of every instrument, cool black suit, sunglasses, and a fedora

Mime: Because why not? Greyscale version of the clown with the mute mutation.

Discount Dan Product Salesperson: Shows up with exciting new flavors not sold on the station to show off.

Old Janitor: Spawns in the secondary custodial closet. Is a lizardperson.

Plumber: There's assorted plumber-style outfits not being used right now in code from what I vaguely remember.

Skeleton:

[UrsulaMejor]

mailman?

[Ikkonoishi]

Pharmaceutical Company Representative.

Has a box full of ??? pill bottles, a lab coat, and a portable credit transfer device.

[icarus]

talent scout: try to find a crewmember with the most talent to make into a star

bring back mailman 2k14

[TheOnlyRyan]

CentCom official / representative

Access all departments but no areas within the departments,

His job is to go around writing tickets for people, because you know... Everyone isn't doing their job right.

[APARTHEID]

Pilot: Because those super-cool red uniforms originally intended for the Mechanics needs to come back.

[Amuys]

Mailman or Atmos Tech?

[Conor12]

Journalist.