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Re: How did you last die - crasscrab - 02-20-2014
whacked into space by a shambling abomination. sent me flying off the z-level
Re: How did you last die - Sebastian2203 - 02-22-2014
It was 45 min syndie round, and in heavily damaged corridor there was e gun, I attempted to take and second after I grabbed it syndie came out of corner and beat me to death. I wonder if it was trap or just random.
Re: How did you last die - thehman03 - 03-03-2014
Walk on up to the QM's desk.
Oh how i love the suicide miscreant. Also sorry for the mass use of smilies but they add to the story well.
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))"Re: How did you last die - Lavastage - 03-18-2014
Note to self: don't bring firefighting foam into a fire.
Re: How did you last die - Amuys - 03-19-2014
A terrible scientist was lying in the middle of the hallway, just asking to be farted on. Said scientist had a bible underneath him.
Re: How did you last die - Dabir - 03-19-2014
Oldest trick on the books.
Re: How did you last die - Amuys - 03-19-2014
Another funny one. Had a scientist pour sarin onto me and started gloating while running around me and farting. Luckily though, I picked up some sarin+cyro mix from a dead traitor earlier and poured into onto the floor in my convulsions. Karmic justice is funny.
Re: How did you last die - sankto - 03-19-2014
I was hunting for the traitor janitor, presumably in chemistry. I go there, but there's no one.
Then the bastard pop out of the top closet and pointblack-radbow me. I lived a while more, but he managed to kill me with a syndie dagger. He then dragged my corpse to toxin lab, but he was quickly pursued by some other valiant souls. One of them got locked for a little while in the storage room, the other arrived a bit later. As the traitor was setting up a fire or a bomb with plasma tanks, the first helper broke free with his super door hacking skills and promptly wacked the traitor over the head.
The traitor then died, causing a non-negligeable microbomb explosion, also causing plasma tanks to rupture and generating a giant inferno, blowing my corpse off and slaying the two courageous men.
Re: How did you last die - sankto - 03-19-2014
Correction : The door hacking one escaped alive if i remember well, with his super mech skills.
Re: How did you last die - Sebastian2203 - 10-05-2014
I was a chaplain, I had a bible in my hand. I used it too much on myself so I lost IQ.
I try to open glass door but slam my face against it and drop on the floor.
Electricity goes out for 2 minutes.
I log in: I am gibbed.
Herr ( Admin Dont know his whole username) reveals truth about my horrible death:
Low IQ = Farts
Lying on bible + farting = Meat carpet on floor.
Re: How did you last die - pizzatiger - 10-05-2014
Spawned as an security guard, Found an fedora, Did *tip
This results in 3 simple things happening
Erza Sauter tips his the fedora and smirks.
Erza Sauter states, ''M'lady.''(it forces you to say this)
You then gib
Best suicide method 10/10
Re: How did you last die - sankto - 10-05-2014
pizzatiger Wrote:Spawned as an security guard, Found an fedora, Did *tip
...SNIP...
Best suicide method 10/10
Really?
I need to find a fedora.
On topic :
I ate all the brig's random pills and died of severe mental retardation. But not before having all the docs try to save my sorry ass.
Re: How did you last die - crasscrab - 10-05-2014
Reginald B Farting tips his the fedora and smirks.
Reginald B Farting says, ''M'lady.''
Re: How did you last die - Sebastian2203 - 10-06-2014
I was syndie nuke ops, with 5 other syndies we went all guns blazing to the station.
I was using my jetpack to fly around, then out of corner POd.
3 shots I am gibbed.
Re: How did you last die - Sebastian2203 - 10-12-2014
Admins were experimenting with pathology....
I started farting plasma... Room was full of it.
Then it catched on fire.
Nobody surrvived.