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You know April fools, combine the hydrophobia trait with the already made bingus sprite put it in the traits menu and BOOM! Your done.
if we were to have a bingus mutantrace, it would need significantly more things to differentiate it from just being a normal human
personally i'd prefer having cats be an option (that included an option to be hairless) but i think there could be some traits that make it stand out from human

+buff from drinking milk
+can eat raw meat without issue
+retractable claws for slightly better unarmed combat
-turns their nose up to certain food at random
-hydrophobia
-chocolate & alcohol are toxic
If they're anything like my cats, they'd be constantly puking up crap
(04-02-2023, 04:34 PM)babayetu83 Wrote: [ -> ]personally i'd prefer having cats be an option (that included an option to be hairless) but i think there could be some traits that make it stand out from human

+buff from drinking milk
+can eat raw meat without issue
+retractable claws for slightly better unarmed combat
-turns their nose up to certain food at random
-hydrophobia
-chocolate & alcohol are toxic

saying "owo" or a variant thereof instagibs you
(04-03-2023, 05:36 AM)Mouse Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-02-2023, 04:34 PM)babayetu83 Wrote: [ -> ]personally i'd prefer having cats be an option (that included an option to be hairless) but i think there could be some traits that make it stand out from human

+buff from drinking milk
+can eat raw meat without issue
+retractable claws for slightly better unarmed combat
-turns their nose up to certain food at random
-hydrophobia
-chocolate & alcohol are toxic

saying "owo" or a variant thereof instagibs you

Just make a *owo command. Don't handicap languages or accents.
I mean, being able to assassinate a Bingus player with a spray bottle sounds hilarious. The sheer amount of comedic material from a hairless cat race alone necessitates its addition.

There could even be laser pointers added to the game as a disciplinary device against Bingus crimers or making a Bingus get killed if your an antagonist.
I think we need anti-cat people. No more catboys. Only fucked up evil cat people. Maybe you have an uncontrollable impulse to push objects around on tables or break them. Sometimes you hack up a random item. Occasional zoomies that make it impossible to stop running. If you give someone a gentle pat on the head it claws their face off.
(This is a joke, nobody make this)
(04-06-2023, 10:56 AM)Emrsnn Wrote: [ -> ]I think we need anti-cat people. 

Pugs