01-23-2018, 11:37 PM
Jack Jackson (As the Heroic Knight)
Thou ventures off in thy quest. Thou was tasked to rescue a princess, who was kidnapped by a dragon. This dragon is hiding in a nearby cave, feasting on adventurers such as yourself in their attempts to rescue her. You head off in that direction.
A slime draws near!
It appears to be a blue blob with a smiling face on it.
...wait a sec...
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You take a look at the arcade machine real quick...
Dragon Warrior?
THAT Dragon Warrior?
How the fuck would an RPG even work as an arcade game? That makes no sense whatsoever.
...............
You've come to the conclusion that there is no possible way to finish this game in a single 8 hour work shift, let alone in a few minutes. You trek on none the less. You return to your game.
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A slime draws near! Command?
BEEP-BOOP (6) vs. Security (Well Funded, +1, 4)
Well fuck, why do you have these chemicals if you're not gonna use them?
You mix Neurotoxin with Smoke Powder around the security forces and cause them to fall asleep.
Man, these people are really bad at their job.
Annoyingly, the Nuke Op is also asleep.
Irene Minicine (6)
Shit is going bad fast. Thinking quickly, you leap onto a nearby office chair and quickly use it to wheel out of the room. Attempts to get the AI to close the door seem to go unheard. When asked for explanation, you are told that the door appears to be broken.
Can EMP grenades reach that far?
Jerk-Op #4 (N/A)
You proceed to give KRAKEN messages that you are farting on it.
Jhon Warcleans (2)
You say Blob in maintenance.
Upon everyone checking, they find out there is apparently a player named Blob in escape maintenance.
You're not lying technically.
You decide to become a ghost drone to pass the last few minutes.
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Ghost Drone #597
You buzz to life. You are ready to repair and maintain the station to the best of your ability.
You are receiving assistance requests from Science (toxins) and Science/Medical (Sending Receiving department).
What do?
Thou ventures off in thy quest. Thou was tasked to rescue a princess, who was kidnapped by a dragon. This dragon is hiding in a nearby cave, feasting on adventurers such as yourself in their attempts to rescue her. You head off in that direction.
A slime draws near!
It appears to be a blue blob with a smiling face on it.
...wait a sec...
---
You take a look at the arcade machine real quick...
Dragon Warrior?
THAT Dragon Warrior?
How the fuck would an RPG even work as an arcade game? That makes no sense whatsoever.
...............
You've come to the conclusion that there is no possible way to finish this game in a single 8 hour work shift, let alone in a few minutes. You trek on none the less. You return to your game.
---
A slime draws near! Command?
BEEP-BOOP (6) vs. Security (Well Funded, +1, 4)
Well fuck, why do you have these chemicals if you're not gonna use them?
You mix Neurotoxin with Smoke Powder around the security forces and cause them to fall asleep.
Man, these people are really bad at their job.
Annoyingly, the Nuke Op is also asleep.
Irene Minicine (6)
Shit is going bad fast. Thinking quickly, you leap onto a nearby office chair and quickly use it to wheel out of the room. Attempts to get the AI to close the door seem to go unheard. When asked for explanation, you are told that the door appears to be broken.
Can EMP grenades reach that far?
Jerk-Op #4 (N/A)
You proceed to give KRAKEN messages that you are farting on it.
Jhon Warcleans (2)
You say Blob in maintenance.
Upon everyone checking, they find out there is apparently a player named Blob in escape maintenance.
You're not lying technically.
You decide to become a ghost drone to pass the last few minutes.
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Ghost Drone #597
You buzz to life. You are ready to repair and maintain the station to the best of your ability.
You are receiving assistance requests from Science (toxins) and Science/Medical (Sending Receiving department).
What do?