Goonhub
01-22-2018, 11:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-22-2018, 11:47 PM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Jack Jackson (N/A)
You stuff the nuke in your office for safe keeping. What better place to keep a weapon of mass destruction than in your trophy room?
To pass the time, you start up the arcade in the escape lounge.
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Welcome to ye olde arcade game. In this game, you play as a heroic knight trying to fulfill thy quest. To exit the game, simply say Exit Game as well as whatever boring task you would rather do.
Thou are standing outside of thy castle after receiving a holy quest from thy king. Promises of adventure await you!
There is a castle in view. It is surrounded by a moat. There's not much else of importance. What does thou wish to do?
KRAKEN (N/A)
You attempt to contact BEEP-BOOP.
You can't seem to connect. Weird...
Beelzebub (2)
You attempt to get the attention of the medical staff in the surgery room.
They appear to be sleeping.
Or dead?
Either way, they don't seem to feel like helping you.
Typical.
Jhon Warcleans (1) + Irene Minicine (3) vs. Jerk-Op #4 (Explosion Source, Automatic 1)
Jhon and yourself are having a fun time talking about how hilarious it was to see a nuclear operative spasm all over the floor. Then the Nuclear Op explodes. Both you and Jhon are relatively close to the blast.
You yourself end up losing a leg from the blast.
Jhon on the other hand was super close and is now a pile of gibs.
Man, if this isn't an awkward way to end the day, you're not sure what is. Also, Toxins is losing air really fast.
BEEP-BOOP (4)
You attempt to contact the AI.
...............
You keep getting a communications error.
You attempt to look yourself instead.
It appears the security team is escorting the Nuke Op to security. You're not sure what for. It seems some of security is arresting the chaplain as well for some reason?
Manne Love (2)
You get on your chair and attempt to body slam the very station itself.
Unfortunately, one of the security officers stupidly gets in the way.
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Congratulations. You have been arrested. Now what?
You stuff the nuke in your office for safe keeping. What better place to keep a weapon of mass destruction than in your trophy room?
To pass the time, you start up the arcade in the escape lounge.
---------
Welcome to ye olde arcade game. In this game, you play as a heroic knight trying to fulfill thy quest. To exit the game, simply say Exit Game as well as whatever boring task you would rather do.
Thou are standing outside of thy castle after receiving a holy quest from thy king. Promises of adventure await you!
There is a castle in view. It is surrounded by a moat. There's not much else of importance. What does thou wish to do?
KRAKEN (N/A)
You attempt to contact BEEP-BOOP.
You can't seem to connect. Weird...
Beelzebub (2)
You attempt to get the attention of the medical staff in the surgery room.
They appear to be sleeping.
Or dead?
Either way, they don't seem to feel like helping you.
Typical.
Jhon Warcleans (1) + Irene Minicine (3) vs. Jerk-Op #4 (Explosion Source, Automatic 1)
Jhon and yourself are having a fun time talking about how hilarious it was to see a nuclear operative spasm all over the floor. Then the Nuclear Op explodes. Both you and Jhon are relatively close to the blast.
You yourself end up losing a leg from the blast.
Jhon on the other hand was super close and is now a pile of gibs.
Man, if this isn't an awkward way to end the day, you're not sure what is. Also, Toxins is losing air really fast.
BEEP-BOOP (4)
You attempt to contact the AI.
...............
You keep getting a communications error.
You attempt to look yourself instead.
It appears the security team is escorting the Nuke Op to security. You're not sure what for. It seems some of security is arresting the chaplain as well for some reason?
Manne Love (2)
You get on your chair and attempt to body slam the very station itself.
Unfortunately, one of the security officers stupidly gets in the way.
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Congratulations. You have been arrested. Now what?