Goonhub
01-22-2018, 06:10 AM
As Jerkop-4 is being dragged to the combustion chamber, he thinks to himself about the events that took place up to this point.
About the syndicate Donk Pockets that did precisely nothing.
About the cloud of spiders that singlehandedly enuselessened his battlebuddy with no chance to do anything but suck and die.
About the wave after wave of flashbangs that doing anything virtually impossible--for himself, mostly.
About the utter lack of a captain to have the disk to even complete this mission.
In the moment before he succumbs to the plasma-oxygen flames, hoping to catch the janitor in the blast of his fail-deadly bomb implant, he thinks about whether to post all this on the forums as a bug report or just shoot off a nasty adminhelp. He does both and explodes.
About the syndicate Donk Pockets that did precisely nothing.
About the cloud of spiders that singlehandedly enuselessened his battlebuddy with no chance to do anything but suck and die.
About the wave after wave of flashbangs that doing anything virtually impossible--for himself, mostly.
About the utter lack of a captain to have the disk to even complete this mission.
In the moment before he succumbs to the plasma-oxygen flames, hoping to catch the janitor in the blast of his fail-deadly bomb implant, he thinks about whether to post all this on the forums as a bug report or just shoot off a nasty adminhelp. He does both and explodes.