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01-11-2018, 11:59 PM
KRAKEN (2)
"Hey you little red wearing pieces of shit. You better stop what you're doing right now if you know what's good for ya, you understand?"
Security seems confused by this. The HoS himself seems to be heading towards your upload, and will probably be there in a minute.
Perhaps you should of specified WHICH red wearing pieces of shit you're talking about?
BEEP-BOOP (Mousetrap (2, -1), 3)
You unbolt and rebolt a door near medbay to get to robotics, running past a Nuke op screaming his lungs off. Something about mouse traps. You activate the fabricator. Looks like it only has materials for one securidrone. Oh well, it's better than nothing.
You hear a scuffle happen outside robotics. Curious, you decide to investigate.
*BANG*
VISUAL SENSOR OVERLOAD! VISUAL SENSOR OVERLOAD! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Beelzebub (4):
You send QM a secret message for paint. You make your way to QM, hearing again "Anything to get that fuck face away from here."
You got paint
!
Jhon Warcleans (6)
"Uh...sure? I guess I could get some more from the stash."
Looks like the bartender keeps these things around for some reason.
ANYWAYS, TIME TO DO THE IMPORTANT THINGS!
You take a screwdriver and go to break into the mini-medbay...but then you remember that you have access to it as the janitor.
You open the door and let yourself in.
Manne Love (5)
You keep up the impression.
"...oh, I get it now. Huh."
You listen to the security guards explain what it is you're doing before hearing each of them audibly get it.
You have no idea what you accomplished.
Jerkop-4 (Mousetrap (1, -1), 2) vs. Jack Jackson (Mousetrap (1, -1) 1)
With your sight back, you take the mousetrap off of your hand and, with your last few telecrystals, order a box of grenades, promptly sticking one of the flashbangs on it.
Suddenly, one of the doors nearby opens, someone leaping towards you. You attempt to fend back when...oh shit, where'd the mousetrap go?
Oh no...
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*bang*
SWEET CHRIST NOT AGAIN!
At least someone else suffers for this.
Irene Mincine (5)
You decide that now is the best time to start making money.
You decide to sell some of your homemade booze to the station goers. There's not much business, but it's still made more than it's price of what you spent.
Profit!
"Hey you little red wearing pieces of shit. You better stop what you're doing right now if you know what's good for ya, you understand?"
Security seems confused by this. The HoS himself seems to be heading towards your upload, and will probably be there in a minute.
Perhaps you should of specified WHICH red wearing pieces of shit you're talking about?
BEEP-BOOP (Mousetrap (2, -1), 3)
You unbolt and rebolt a door near medbay to get to robotics, running past a Nuke op screaming his lungs off. Something about mouse traps. You activate the fabricator. Looks like it only has materials for one securidrone. Oh well, it's better than nothing.
You hear a scuffle happen outside robotics. Curious, you decide to investigate.
*BANG*
VISUAL SENSOR OVERLOAD! VISUAL SENSOR OVERLOAD! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Beelzebub (4):
You send QM a secret message for paint. You make your way to QM, hearing again "Anything to get that fuck face away from here."
You got paint
!Jhon Warcleans (6)
"Uh...sure? I guess I could get some more from the stash."
Looks like the bartender keeps these things around for some reason.
ANYWAYS, TIME TO DO THE IMPORTANT THINGS!
You take a screwdriver and go to break into the mini-medbay...but then you remember that you have access to it as the janitor.
You open the door and let yourself in.
Manne Love (5)
You keep up the impression.
"...oh, I get it now. Huh."
You listen to the security guards explain what it is you're doing before hearing each of them audibly get it.
You have no idea what you accomplished.
Jerkop-4 (Mousetrap (1, -1), 2) vs. Jack Jackson (Mousetrap (1, -1) 1)
With your sight back, you take the mousetrap off of your hand and, with your last few telecrystals, order a box of grenades, promptly sticking one of the flashbangs on it.
Suddenly, one of the doors nearby opens, someone leaping towards you. You attempt to fend back when...oh shit, where'd the mousetrap go?
Oh no...
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO-*bang*
SWEET CHRIST NOT AGAIN!
At least someone else suffers for this.
Irene Mincine (5)
You decide that now is the best time to start making money.
You decide to sell some of your homemade booze to the station goers. There's not much business, but it's still made more than it's price of what you spent.
Profit!