Goonhub
01-11-2018, 12:33 PM
OW MY GLOVES. OOH OH THAT SMARTS. WHO PUTS MOUSETRAPS IN A-- OW, WHY! DO I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN RAT?
Jerkop-4 pries his hand out of the trap and shakes off some of the throbbing in his palm. He then resets the trap, jimmies one of *his* flashbangs in there, and tosses the assembly by the front entrance. See how you jackasses like it.
He then spends one of his bonus telecrystals on a box of EMP grenades and Emags the closed-and-bolted entrances from Robotics, Maintenance, and the Morgue. Pretty sure that fucks the door up forever, maybe? Or fucks them open? They're fucked anyway, probably.
...like three mousetraps away from just blasting my way into Toxins and canbombing this fuckhell to shit!
"Fivesy, would you get one of them headsets offa someone and ask *politely* where's their damn captain at?"
Jerkop-4 pries his hand out of the trap and shakes off some of the throbbing in his palm. He then resets the trap, jimmies one of *his* flashbangs in there, and tosses the assembly by the front entrance. See how you jackasses like it.
He then spends one of his bonus telecrystals on a box of EMP grenades and Emags the closed-and-bolted entrances from Robotics, Maintenance, and the Morgue. Pretty sure that fucks the door up forever, maybe? Or fucks them open? They're fucked anyway, probably.
...like three mousetraps away from just blasting my way into Toxins and canbombing this fuckhell to shit!
"Fivesy, would you get one of them headsets offa someone and ask *politely* where's their damn captain at?"