Goonhub
01-10-2018, 11:54 PM
(This post was last modified: 01-11-2018, 02:06 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Jack Jackson (Mousetraps (3), -1, 4)
You head out and grab some replacement tools. You head back to the door going into the morgue.
*Snap*
OH JEESUS THE HELL WAS...oh...just a mousetrap. Were there mice in here?
Anyways, you get back to hacking the door open. After a bit, you unbolt the door and get it open.
Unbolting and depowering doors are now Effortless actions, assuming there is no interference.
Beelzebub (5)
You're practically next to the bar. Why not bug the barman convince the barman to give you stuff?
You ask the barman in the language of your people (honk) for some raw meat mixed with stimulants (stimumeat for short).
The barman begrudgingly complies. You think you hear "fucking clown" whispered quietly. But who cares? You got stimumeat.
Jerk-Op 4 (Blind, -1. Mousetraps (2), -1, 3)
God damn it. Being blind and deaf sucks. You try to feel around on the floor for a bludgeoning weapon of some type.
*snap*
*scream
SOMETHING JUST BIT YOUR HAND!
Your vision slowly fades back in.
Looks like you found a mouse trap. Ow.
Manne Love (3)
You show the security guards your best Ric Flair impression.
Rather than the heaps of praise and applause you were expecting, security tells you to find somewhere safe if you don't have anything to help them with.
Jerk-Op 5 (vs. KRAKEN. (4 vs. 1))
You decide to cover yourself with a rocket launcher...somehow.
You sit patiently, watching the doors with the security officers sitting outside. There are two people in the surgery room and one in the waiting room. The waiting room inhabitant seems to be very jittery for some reason. Finally, your buddy just crawled his hand into a mouse trap.
This is definitely not the best mission this team has seen.
KRAKEN (1)
Distracting the nuke ops would be a good idea. You decide to turn the lights off and on in medical.
..............................
You can't find a light switch.
As the AI to the station, one would imagine you would know exactly where it is. Is there a programming error?
Irene Minicine (3)
This booze is missing something. You head to the vending machine and order the very obviously missing ingredient: Discount Dan's Patented poison space food. You dump it all into the still.
You decide to taste it (All rolls average. 5+3/2=4).
It's okay.
Casany (2)
There is no way you would be able to visit every single one of those in such a short time frame.
Nuke Ops are here? Fuck that shit.
Fuck everything on this station.
Fuck that guy outside in particular.
You fuck off into space in one of the mining pods. You decide to search for (1) that weird space time space ship thingy.
.........
After a bit of searching, you haven't found it yet. You can keep looking, but there may be some nasties waiting around.
You head out and grab some replacement tools. You head back to the door going into the morgue.
*Snap*
OH JEESUS THE HELL WAS...oh...just a mousetrap. Were there mice in here?
Anyways, you get back to hacking the door open. After a bit, you unbolt the door and get it open.
Unbolting and depowering doors are now Effortless actions, assuming there is no interference.
Beelzebub (5)
You're practically next to the bar. Why not bug the barman convince the barman to give you stuff?
You ask the barman in the language of your people (honk) for some raw meat mixed with stimulants (stimumeat for short).
The barman begrudgingly complies. You think you hear "fucking clown" whispered quietly. But who cares? You got stimumeat.
Jerk-Op 4 (Blind, -1. Mousetraps (2), -1, 3)
God damn it. Being blind and deaf sucks. You try to feel around on the floor for a bludgeoning weapon of some type.
*snap*
*scream
SOMETHING JUST BIT YOUR HAND!
Your vision slowly fades back in.
Looks like you found a mouse trap. Ow.
Manne Love (3)
You show the security guards your best Ric Flair impression.
Rather than the heaps of praise and applause you were expecting, security tells you to find somewhere safe if you don't have anything to help them with.
Jerk-Op 5 (vs. KRAKEN. (4 vs. 1))
You decide to cover yourself with a rocket launcher...somehow.
You sit patiently, watching the doors with the security officers sitting outside. There are two people in the surgery room and one in the waiting room. The waiting room inhabitant seems to be very jittery for some reason. Finally, your buddy just crawled his hand into a mouse trap.
This is definitely not the best mission this team has seen.
KRAKEN (1)
Distracting the nuke ops would be a good idea. You decide to turn the lights off and on in medical.
..............................
You can't find a light switch.
As the AI to the station, one would imagine you would know exactly where it is. Is there a programming error?
Irene Minicine (3)
This booze is missing something. You head to the vending machine and order the very obviously missing ingredient: Discount Dan's Patented poison space food. You dump it all into the still.
You decide to taste it (All rolls average. 5+3/2=4).
It's okay.
Casany (2)
There is no way you would be able to visit every single one of those in such a short time frame.
Nuke Ops are here? Fuck that shit.
Fuck everything on this station.
Fuck that guy outside in particular.
You fuck off into space in one of the mining pods. You decide to search for (1) that weird space time space ship thingy.
.........
After a bit of searching, you haven't found it yet. You can keep looking, but there may be some nasties waiting around.