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01-05-2018, 11:49 PM
Manne Love (4)
You give a large sermon to the crowd in your church, sitting in baited breath. After announcing the entire thing, the people in the church sit in awe of the speech.
It seems the money in the collection plate is pretty decent this time around. Not enough to start a wrestling league in the name of macho, but it's a start.
Team Jerk-Op (Average roll, 5+1/2=3)
The pod warps to the station, nuke in tow, and docks at the Medbay/science belt delivery. It seems there isn't any people nearby...
You can't shake the feeling that something is wrong though...
BEEP-BOOP (N/A)
THE CHAPLAIN IS BEING ANNOYING! SWEET CHRIST!
You work through the white noise and start making more chemistry stuff. (Artificial Chemist Master) You effortlessly make some stablized smoke powder.
...............wait, what's that outside?
Beelzebub (2)
You look through the fridge to see if there's anything to use as bait to trap the ferret. Looks like it's already been cleaned out.
Stupid staff assistants and their terrible eating habits.
KRAKEN (2)
It appears there isn't anything in the room the clown can easily use to trap the ferret.
You decide to keep watching. Seeing the clown fail to do the simplest of tasks is oddly entertaining.
Irene Minicine (N/A)
Man, space chinese sure know how to make some good noodles.
You order a distillery to make your own home made booze.
A few people already came by to claim some skateboards. The deal's already paying for itself.
...wait, that requires making money, doesn't it?
John Warcleans (N/A)
You slam twenty credits on the table and take the glass with you.
You make your way to medbay, looking for some people to harass. There's not much beyond the occasional medical staff though.
Montgommery Scott (N/A)
You've so far treated someone getting jammed into one of the doors, but beyond that there isn't much in the way of injuries. You decide to ask the crew on current events. Right now:
The Chapel is currently packed with people. They seem to be talking about the way of the macho...?
The QM currently has skateboards. They're apparently giving them away.
The AI informs you that the clown is currently trying to catch a ferret in the Staff Assistant lounge.
Jack Jackson (N/A)
You decide to head to engineering to set the PTL output. At the current output, you think the power supply will last ten minutes less. On the other hand, the security team has more funds to work with.
New Event:Well Funded Security:Security has the funds to beef up their strength. All security is less likely to fail against crime, and actions against security are less likely to succeed.
You give a large sermon to the crowd in your church, sitting in baited breath. After announcing the entire thing, the people in the church sit in awe of the speech.
It seems the money in the collection plate is pretty decent this time around. Not enough to start a wrestling league in the name of macho, but it's a start.
Team Jerk-Op (Average roll, 5+1/2=3)
The pod warps to the station, nuke in tow, and docks at the Medbay/science belt delivery. It seems there isn't any people nearby...
You can't shake the feeling that something is wrong though...
BEEP-BOOP (N/A)
THE CHAPLAIN IS BEING ANNOYING! SWEET CHRIST!
You work through the white noise and start making more chemistry stuff. (Artificial Chemist Master) You effortlessly make some stablized smoke powder.
...............wait, what's that outside?
Beelzebub (2)
You look through the fridge to see if there's anything to use as bait to trap the ferret. Looks like it's already been cleaned out.
Stupid staff assistants and their terrible eating habits.
KRAKEN (2)
It appears there isn't anything in the room the clown can easily use to trap the ferret.
You decide to keep watching. Seeing the clown fail to do the simplest of tasks is oddly entertaining.
Irene Minicine (N/A)
Man, space chinese sure know how to make some good noodles.
You order a distillery to make your own home made booze.
A few people already came by to claim some skateboards. The deal's already paying for itself.
...wait, that requires making money, doesn't it?
John Warcleans (N/A)
You slam twenty credits on the table and take the glass with you.
You make your way to medbay, looking for some people to harass. There's not much beyond the occasional medical staff though.
Montgommery Scott (N/A)
You've so far treated someone getting jammed into one of the doors, but beyond that there isn't much in the way of injuries. You decide to ask the crew on current events. Right now:
The Chapel is currently packed with people. They seem to be talking about the way of the macho...?
The QM currently has skateboards. They're apparently giving them away.
The AI informs you that the clown is currently trying to catch a ferret in the Staff Assistant lounge.
Jack Jackson (N/A)
You decide to head to engineering to set the PTL output. At the current output, you think the power supply will last ten minutes less. On the other hand, the security team has more funds to work with.
New Event:Well Funded Security:Security has the funds to beef up their strength. All security is less likely to fail against crime, and actions against security are less likely to succeed.