[Christmas Feature] Fruitcake!

[warcrimes]

As far as making them only available on holidays goes, it's a little silly to have you be physically incapable of making fruitcake when it isn't christmas, don't you think?

Agree, tbh. 
I'd suggest adding two types, same sprite same description same everything, but one made with ????? and deep fry, and the other made with love and care and ingredients as Frank suggested. The latter might be non-toxic. 

I might be entirely alone here, but I've had some actually really good fruitcakes, when they're made by the right people. I think this could reflect that.