implement the green alien baby in some manner

[babayetu83]

i remember once when i was monkeying with the code leak that there was a player race called the "retarded green alien baby" and it was a little green martian thing in a diaper. i also recall being turned into one by admins

[misto]

aleins. i remember these creatures.

give wizard's polymorph a tiny chance to make you one

[Studenterhue]

This is true horror.