make office chairs use the same code as skateboards

[Berrik]

I shouldn't need to explain why this is the greatest idea ever.

[warcrimes]

yknow how dessert is a rewarding part of an elegant meal ?
that doesn't apply if you just chug whipped cream in your boxers 3 times a day every day.

[Superlagg]

Maybe you could, like, scoot around in it a bit more. Or use it and a fire extinguisher to bypass broken glass if you can't find shoes. And throw you the fuck off if you go down stairs, and get really hard to move on carpet. I dunno, just making them stupid skateboards sounds like a missed opportunity to me.

[ZeWaka]

not possible sorry