Goonhub
10-09-2017, 03:40 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-09-2017, 04:06 AM by Newtonsolo. Edited 1 time in total.
Edit Reason: forgot name of monosodium glutamate
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the chef starts speaking
"well i'll get to making us food but i need to establish some rules first. one don't steal from the kitchen or you won't receive food just goddamm ask permission first. two don't enter the kitchen without me in it i don't want someone messing with my equipment. third i'm gonna notice if you turned someone into lunchmeat having a bit of a history of a cannibal myself so don't try and pull a soylent green. fourth even if you do number 3 don't cook dan kelly we all know she probably tastes worse than when discount dan toke monosodium glutamate out of his food"
with that he pulls out a cigarette lights it in his mouth and goes of towards the kitchen to make burgers and donk pockets
"well i'll get to making us food but i need to establish some rules first. one don't steal from the kitchen or you won't receive food just goddamm ask permission first. two don't enter the kitchen without me in it i don't want someone messing with my equipment. third i'm gonna notice if you turned someone into lunchmeat having a bit of a history of a cannibal myself so don't try and pull a soylent green. fourth even if you do number 3 don't cook dan kelly we all know she probably tastes worse than when discount dan toke monosodium glutamate out of his food"
with that he pulls out a cigarette lights it in his mouth and goes of towards the kitchen to make burgers and donk pockets