Goonhub
10-08-2017, 04:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-14-2017, 04:18 PM by Technature. Edited 5 times in total.)
The robot stood there, tilting its head in a confused manner...somehow. "Huh? You think I'm going to...oh please please, like I would bother getting my hands dirty. No, the people you've got to watch out for is each other. I'm just here to make sure you inspiring killers play by the rules."
"You'd be surprised the things humanity would do to benefit itself, how much your species is willing to gut itself. The incredibly petty things you would do. And the reason this time? You want off the station, you gotta break a few eggs."
"And by eggs I mean skulls. Bash some as hard as you can guys. This entire station is practically a death trap. I can see a few good things to smack someone in this room alone. I mean, come on you guys, it's not that hard."
In the middle of its speech, the borg looks towards Lorenzo.
".........ya know, I've been thinking. For absolutely no reason whatsoever, let me show you what to look for during a rule change by example."
The Handbook immediately makes THE MOST ANNOYING NOISE YOU CAN THINK OF!
"Oh, did I not change that? Don't worry, it'll be better next time.
Rule Update
"Now, I hear a few things about your pay check? Let's see, the records say...hmm...ah, here we go. Everyone that comes back is expected A billion credits if the experiment is a success...if the experiment is aborted early, everyone will be compensated for their efforts based on the time spent..."
"So here's the deal then. I bet I could swing my influence to get whoever survives that entire 15 Billion credits. Now, I'm no genius with money, but I bet you would never have to work a day in your life. And to think, all you've got to do is produce me a couple bodies. I mean, how often do you get such an amazing deal? Am I right?"
"You'd be surprised the things humanity would do to benefit itself, how much your species is willing to gut itself. The incredibly petty things you would do. And the reason this time? You want off the station, you gotta break a few eggs."
"And by eggs I mean skulls. Bash some as hard as you can guys. This entire station is practically a death trap. I can see a few good things to smack someone in this room alone. I mean, come on you guys, it's not that hard."
In the middle of its speech, the borg looks towards Lorenzo.
".........ya know, I've been thinking. For absolutely no reason whatsoever, let me show you what to look for during a rule change by example."
The Handbook immediately makes THE MOST ANNOYING NOISE YOU CAN THINK OF!
"Oh, did I not change that? Don't worry, it'll be better next time.
Rule Update
"Now, I hear a few things about your pay check? Let's see, the records say...hmm...ah, here we go. Everyone that comes back is expected A billion credits if the experiment is a success...if the experiment is aborted early, everyone will be compensated for their efforts based on the time spent..."
"So here's the deal then. I bet I could swing my influence to get whoever survives that entire 15 Billion credits. Now, I'm no genius with money, but I bet you would never have to work a day in your life. And to think, all you've got to do is produce me a couple bodies. I mean, how often do you get such an amazing deal? Am I right?"