Goonhub
10-08-2017, 10:20 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-08-2017, 10:24 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
The robot...cyborg...uh, whatever...takes in the questions everyone gives it.
"Wow. I gotta say, I've seen some pretty bad questions, but these are pretty terrible. I mean geez. Except that cigarette one, there's a vending machine right outside. Ironic, I think, but whatever gets you down faster. Anyways, onto the important stuff."
"I am your captain. Cyborg 3377247. But you can just call me "Captain".
"Now let's get things out of the way quickly." He points to a table with several...tablets? Wait, was that always there? "These handbooks will be required for your life upon this station. Just slide your ID to claim it. After that, your name and ONLY your name will be on it. Those things will have the rules and a nice little map you can use. Isn't it so much better than a stupid piece of paper?"
"All right, you get around to reading that at some point. I don't care if you do it right now or not. As long as you all understand where you stand in this. After all, it will all be necessary for the fifteen of you spending the rest of your lives here."
"Wow. I gotta say, I've seen some pretty bad questions, but these are pretty terrible. I mean geez. Except that cigarette one, there's a vending machine right outside. Ironic, I think, but whatever gets you down faster. Anyways, onto the important stuff."
"I am your captain. Cyborg 3377247. But you can just call me "Captain".
"Now let's get things out of the way quickly." He points to a table with several...tablets? Wait, was that always there? "These handbooks will be required for your life upon this station. Just slide your ID to claim it. After that, your name and ONLY your name will be on it. Those things will have the rules and a nice little map you can use. Isn't it so much better than a stupid piece of paper?"
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"All right, you get around to reading that at some point. I don't care if you do it right now or not. As long as you all understand where you stand in this. After all, it will all be necessary for the fifteen of you spending the rest of your lives here."