Pogo sticks

[Frank_Stein]

All the bouncy fun of moonshoes combined with the danger of segways and skateboards

[HotCoffeeMug]

if you can jump on other peoples toes with it i'm in.

[warcrimes]

How about if you can use it like the jumping ability but theres like a 70% chance you stun and take some brute on landing. And like 1% chance you skewer yourself on the stick and gib.

[Vitatroll]

I like it. Always fun to give staff assistants something to fight over.

[atomic1fire]

using *flip on a pogo stick should have a 25 percent chance of being totally rad and a 75 percent chance of falling on your butt and being stunned. Higher chance of success when using certain totally rad drugs.

[warcrimes]

using *flip on a pogo stick should have a 25 percent chance of being totally rad and a 75 percent chance of falling on your butt and being stunned. Higher chance of success when using certain totally rad drugs.

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Drugs are good, they let you do things that you know you not should.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.
And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.