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08-31-2017, 10:27 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-31-2017, 10:29 AM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Banana Peel vs. Berrik(4), NateTheSquid(3), HotCoffeeMug(2), Superlagg(4), Nesmettaur(5), Roomba (1): Nate, Hot, and Roomba slip on a banana peel in their rush on the shuttle, losing this minute in the process. Even in a forum game you can't walk guys?
Berrik (5) vs. Superlagg (3): Berrik and Superlagg get on the shuttle and keep duking it out. Super tries to get in to beat the shit out of Berrik, but he retaliates by smacking Super in the face with the flamethrower. Ow.
NateTheSquid (Banana):Your attempt to get on the shuttle has been foiled by a banana peel. You slip and fall onto the floor in a comical fashion.
Hydrofloric (1):You roll so hard outside of the fire that you somehow manage to set yourself on fire.
This raises a couple of questions.
HotCoffeeMug (Banana): Your attempt to get on the shuttle has been foiled by a banana peel. You slip and fall onto the floor in a comical fashion.
This is pretty bad, considering you're on fire.
Even worse, you seem to have entered Critical condition. Doing anything will be difficult.
Bologna Prime (4): You attach a nearby teleporter beacon in a hard to see spot on the Nuke.
Vurdalak's people appear to have arrived and have begun loading the nuke onto their ship.
Winklabom (4) vs. Noah Buttes (6): Winklabom goes up to Noah in an attempt to steal his mask...
...looking at it now, the clown seems kind of adorable. Despite its mask being unable to show any emotion whatsoever, you feel a sort of sadness overpower your thoughts.
You just can't bring yourself to steal from the clown.
Nesmettaur (4): You start to set up machines on the shuttle for the various passengers to use. Zoldorf is now right next to the door in the cockpit.
The shuttle now has several snack machines, drink machines, and slot machines.
Roomba (Banana):You slip and fall on a banana peel in a comical fashion in your attempt to board the shuttle.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle leaves:1 minutes.
Current shuttle passengers: Berrik, Superlagg, Nesmettaur
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy
Quick heads up, I'm gonna give more time to make sure everyone gets a (potential) last word before the game ends.
I'm not using this as an excuse because I can't update later today no sir.
Berrik (5) vs. Superlagg (3): Berrik and Superlagg get on the shuttle and keep duking it out. Super tries to get in to beat the shit out of Berrik, but he retaliates by smacking Super in the face with the flamethrower. Ow.
NateTheSquid (Banana):Your attempt to get on the shuttle has been foiled by a banana peel. You slip and fall onto the floor in a comical fashion.
Hydrofloric (1):You roll so hard outside of the fire that you somehow manage to set yourself on fire.
This raises a couple of questions.
HotCoffeeMug (Banana): Your attempt to get on the shuttle has been foiled by a banana peel. You slip and fall onto the floor in a comical fashion.
This is pretty bad, considering you're on fire.
Even worse, you seem to have entered Critical condition. Doing anything will be difficult.
Bologna Prime (4): You attach a nearby teleporter beacon in a hard to see spot on the Nuke.
Vurdalak's people appear to have arrived and have begun loading the nuke onto their ship.
Winklabom (4) vs. Noah Buttes (6): Winklabom goes up to Noah in an attempt to steal his mask...
...looking at it now, the clown seems kind of adorable. Despite its mask being unable to show any emotion whatsoever, you feel a sort of sadness overpower your thoughts.
You just can't bring yourself to steal from the clown.
Nesmettaur (4): You start to set up machines on the shuttle for the various passengers to use. Zoldorf is now right next to the door in the cockpit.
The shuttle now has several snack machines, drink machines, and slot machines.
Roomba (Banana):You slip and fall on a banana peel in a comical fashion in your attempt to board the shuttle.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle leaves:1 minutes.
Current shuttle passengers: Berrik, Superlagg, Nesmettaur
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy
Quick heads up, I'm gonna give more time to make sure everyone gets a (potential) last word before the game ends.
I'm not using this as an excuse because I can't update later today no sir.