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08-30-2017, 10:33 PM
New525 (Crit check 6, +1 minute) (4): You remove your metal suit, removing the biggest reason for the constant burning pain. In your struggling, you pull out a syndipocket and eat it.
You're quickly recovering.
You're no longer in critical condition.
NesMettaur (6): You create a large amount of slot machine, drink machine, snack machine crates, and a single Zoldorf crate.
You make your way to escape.
HotCoffeeMug (2)+ Superlagg(4) + Roomba(5) vs. Berrik(6): Hot, Super, and Roomba all attempt to beat Berrik into submission. Before they can do anything else, he opens fire with his flamethrower.
HotCoffeeMug is now on fire.
Superlagg is now on fire.
Roomba just BARELY manages to avoid being on fire.
The bush is now on fire.
Security is moving to contain the situation.
Berrik is wanted by security for endangering the crew significantly more than the syndicates have today.
NateTheSquid (6): You grab some weaponry and make your way to escape as quickly as possible.
Vitatroll: Nobody seems to be okay with your current singing, so you decide to change genres and focus on anime(4). The theme you pick is somewhat generic, but passable.
Bologna Prime (n/a): You ask the nuke what it is capable of doing.
Apparently, it can explode into a big ball of death and fire, but it requires a Nuclear Authentication disk in order to do so.
It can also take surprisingly large amounts of punishment from gun fire and explosions, but can't handle blunt objects nearly as well.
Logic dictates this should be impossible.
Lord Birb (2): You immediately try to get to the location of your ex-cyborg to bolt down the syndicate.........
Wait, where the hell was it?
Shit, you're not 100% sure where that cyborg actually was.
Noah Buttes (5): You use the nearby chaos to your advantage and place a banana peel at each of the doors for the shuttle.
Anyone NOT SPECIFICALLY WALKING IN may trip.
Hydrofloric (5): Some shit is going down nearby...
HOLY SHIT IS THAT FIRE!?!
You immediately roll out of the way.
Studenterhue (5): Work today hasn't made much progress.
Let's just make a tub full of meth and call it a day.
Okay? Okay.
Winklabom (5):Wait, was that man on fire just...dancing?
Does he have no idea the situation?
You grab a nearby fire extinguisher and spray the man down...
...oh...it was the clown...
That explains a lot.
a pleasant hug (5): Not a lot of people can say they built two skate parks in a day. Though to be fair, not a lot can say they destroyed them on that same day either.
You sadly, yet efficiently, make your way to escape on a skateboard.
Attention crew!: The escape shuttle has boarded the station and is awaiting passengers. You have two minutes to board the shuttle! Failure to board the shuttle will result in you being considered dead and being left behind!
Attention Syndicates!: The time to activate the nuclear bomb has run out. The syndicate does not tolerate failure. Your self-destruct implants have been activated. You have two minutes left to live. This time can be extended, but only if you somehow manage to board the shuttle.
Viva la Syndicate!
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle leaves:2 minutes.
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy
You're quickly recovering.
You're no longer in critical condition.
NesMettaur (6): You create a large amount of slot machine, drink machine, snack machine crates, and a single Zoldorf crate.
You make your way to escape.
HotCoffeeMug (2)+ Superlagg(4) + Roomba(5) vs. Berrik(6): Hot, Super, and Roomba all attempt to beat Berrik into submission. Before they can do anything else, he opens fire with his flamethrower.
HotCoffeeMug is now on fire.
Superlagg is now on fire.
Roomba just BARELY manages to avoid being on fire.
The bush is now on fire.
Security is moving to contain the situation.
Berrik is wanted by security for endangering the crew significantly more than the syndicates have today.
NateTheSquid (6): You grab some weaponry and make your way to escape as quickly as possible.
Vitatroll: Nobody seems to be okay with your current singing, so you decide to change genres and focus on anime(4). The theme you pick is somewhat generic, but passable.
Bologna Prime (n/a): You ask the nuke what it is capable of doing.
Apparently, it can explode into a big ball of death and fire, but it requires a Nuclear Authentication disk in order to do so.
It can also take surprisingly large amounts of punishment from gun fire and explosions, but can't handle blunt objects nearly as well.
Logic dictates this should be impossible.
Lord Birb (2): You immediately try to get to the location of your ex-cyborg to bolt down the syndicate.........
Wait, where the hell was it?
Shit, you're not 100% sure where that cyborg actually was.
Noah Buttes (5): You use the nearby chaos to your advantage and place a banana peel at each of the doors for the shuttle.
Anyone NOT SPECIFICALLY WALKING IN may trip.
Hydrofloric (5): Some shit is going down nearby...
HOLY SHIT IS THAT FIRE!?!
You immediately roll out of the way.
Studenterhue (5): Work today hasn't made much progress.
Let's just make a tub full of meth and call it a day.
Okay? Okay.
Winklabom (5):Wait, was that man on fire just...dancing?
Does he have no idea the situation?
You grab a nearby fire extinguisher and spray the man down...
...oh...it was the clown...
That explains a lot.
a pleasant hug (5): Not a lot of people can say they built two skate parks in a day. Though to be fair, not a lot can say they destroyed them on that same day either.
You sadly, yet efficiently, make your way to escape on a skateboard.
Attention crew!: The escape shuttle has boarded the station and is awaiting passengers. You have two minutes to board the shuttle! Failure to board the shuttle will result in you being considered dead and being left behind!
Attention Syndicates!: The time to activate the nuclear bomb has run out. The syndicate does not tolerate failure. Your self-destruct implants have been activated. You have two minutes left to live. This time can be extended, but only if you somehow manage to board the shuttle.
Viva la Syndicate!
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: QM Office
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle leaves:2 minutes.
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy