Goonhub
08-28-2017, 11:18 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-29-2017, 10:56 PM by Technature. Edited 2 times in total.)
Berrik: Wants to suplex Superlagg while going to escape.
Noah Buttes (3)+ Lorb Birb (2) vs. New525 (1): New525 sees the clown and feels FURIOUS RAGE (+)! He fires his shotgun at the cyborg.
*click*
MOTHER FUCKER!
Screw it. New tackle the clown to the ground.
This immediately proves to be a bad idea, as he has now caught on fire.
Birb seems to have no idea as to what is going on. Was it looking the other way or somethin?
HotCoffeeMug (5): You continue to crawl through the sewage system in an attempt to reach escape.
You emerge and take a quick look outside.
This is pretty close to escape.
NateTheSquid (N/A): "Uh...screw it, do whatever you want."
You delegate responsibility of the nuke to the HoP and the HoS and move to the escape shuttle area.
pizzatiger (3): You attempt to become the nuke.
You feel like you have a headache.
a pleasant hug (Used prayer. Result is magnified.)(5): Your work, destroyed in a matter of minutes? Any normal man may give up after that.
Not you. Not only are you going to remake it, you're going to make it BETTER!
You quickly get everything that you had done up again in record speed. Holy shit!
With a job well done, you make your way skateboard to the chapel.
Nesmettaur (n/a): You're told that adminism is the result, not the cause, of a problem (at least according to their research). If you were able to speak now, it's unlikely you need to worry about it. Apparently, they also mention that people that ruin rounds tend to explode, so you should try to avoid that.
You have no idea what this means.
Anywho, you go about to use the teleporter when you notice that it's been destroyed. (Memory check, 5)Wait a sec.........didn't someone accuse you of constructing one to the crusher?
Maybe he knows something about it.
elan_oots (5): Medbay really hates Superlagg right now (-). Despite this, you immediately extinguish and patch up the assistants burns. The patches also take care of his bleeding. You won't let something dumb like your department's personal feelings break your Hippocratic oath.
Vitatroll (5): You feel like shit. Or at least you feel like you look like shit. Is there a difference? Either way, you can't seem to confirm it with a mirror in the immediate area. There's only one way to fix this feeling.
You immediately rob the bar of any booze it has and take off before anyone notices.
Winklabom (n/a): OH SHIT! YOUR ONLY WEAKNESS IN STAND UP COMEDY! THE CLOWN!
*scream
Superlagg (2): You go to light a good looking cigarette on yourself.
You pull back a cigarette covered in foam...?
You feel significantly colder. And healthier I guess...
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Science
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle arrives:3 minutes.
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy
Quick note, there is a good chance I may miss the afternoon's update tomorrow, and I know I'll miss it the next day.
Noah Buttes (3)+ Lorb Birb (2) vs. New525 (1): New525 sees the clown and feels FURIOUS RAGE (+)! He fires his shotgun at the cyborg.
*click*
MOTHER FUCKER!
Screw it. New tackle the clown to the ground.
This immediately proves to be a bad idea, as he has now caught on fire.
Birb seems to have no idea as to what is going on. Was it looking the other way or somethin?
HotCoffeeMug (5): You continue to crawl through the sewage system in an attempt to reach escape.
You emerge and take a quick look outside.
This is pretty close to escape.
NateTheSquid (N/A): "Uh...screw it, do whatever you want."
You delegate responsibility of the nuke to the HoP and the HoS and move to the escape shuttle area.
pizzatiger (3): You attempt to become the nuke.
You feel like you have a headache.
a pleasant hug (Used prayer. Result is magnified.)(5): Your work, destroyed in a matter of minutes? Any normal man may give up after that.
Not you. Not only are you going to remake it, you're going to make it BETTER!
You quickly get everything that you had done up again in record speed. Holy shit!
With a job well done, you make your way skateboard to the chapel.
Nesmettaur (n/a): You're told that adminism is the result, not the cause, of a problem (at least according to their research). If you were able to speak now, it's unlikely you need to worry about it. Apparently, they also mention that people that ruin rounds tend to explode, so you should try to avoid that.
You have no idea what this means.
Anywho, you go about to use the teleporter when you notice that it's been destroyed. (Memory check, 5)Wait a sec.........didn't someone accuse you of constructing one to the crusher?
Maybe he knows something about it.
elan_oots (5): Medbay really hates Superlagg right now (-). Despite this, you immediately extinguish and patch up the assistants burns. The patches also take care of his bleeding. You won't let something dumb like your department's personal feelings break your Hippocratic oath.
Vitatroll (5): You feel like shit. Or at least you feel like you look like shit. Is there a difference? Either way, you can't seem to confirm it with a mirror in the immediate area. There's only one way to fix this feeling.
You immediately rob the bar of any booze it has and take off before anyone notices.
Winklabom (n/a): OH SHIT! YOUR ONLY WEAKNESS IN STAND UP COMEDY! THE CLOWN!
*scream
Superlagg (2): You go to light a good looking cigarette on yourself.
You pull back a cigarette covered in foam...?
You feel significantly colder. And healthier I guess...
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Science
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Time until the shuttle arrives:3 minutes.
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (20%) Anarchy
Quick note, there is a good chance I may miss the afternoon's update tomorrow, and I know I'll miss it the next day.