Goonhub
08-27-2017, 10:37 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-29-2017, 10:58 PM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
a pleasant hug (1.........NOTHING LESS THAN ABSOLUTE FAILURE WILL DO): Your statues are almost done, just a little...bit...more...ohshit it tumbled into the other statues.
Oh Shit they're starting to tear down the rest of the skatepark.
OH SHIT THEY TORE THAT HOLE BACK UP!
And the skateboards arrived.
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bologna Prime (3): You head back into your room and turn your bedsheet into a cape.
You then head to the captain's room.
His bedsheet's already been stolen.
At least you have a cape I guess.
NateTheSquid (2): You check when the next merchant shuttle is going to come by.
Apparently, none of them want to come to the station as long as Code Nuclear is in affect.
Berrik (4):You check in with genetics to see if you can get some cool superpowers. Apparently, all you have that's worth activating is Brown Note.
You ask the roboticist if they can give you prosthetic limbs. They say it till probably take about a minute to get done.
You decide whether this is worth it or not.
In any case, you can now force people in the immediate vicinity to fart. Yay?
Roomba (4): Weren't there people dragging that Nuke somewhere south of the station?
Maybe you can use some of that to make something spiffy.
You check the nearby rooms and eventually see it in science.
The Captain, the HoS, and one of the Hos' goons seem to be working on it.
Hydrofloric (4): Apparently, nobody seems to know where any of the syndicates are at the moment.
There seems to be a fire extinguisher nearby. You immediately grab and use it.
You are significantly less on fire now.
HotCoffeeMug (3): Nothing to see here, move along.
You get out of the armory and decide to make a hole in a different part of the station in the hopes that no one sees you.
You ram into one of the public hallways, flying out of it.
A security officer sees you fly out from the pod that just rammed the hole into the station.
You're tazed for your trouble.
...
...
...
Welcome to the brig. Apparently, you're here for Theft of security property, damaging the station, and forced entry into mechanics (3 minutes). How would you like to pass the time?
Lord Birb (2): You leave your shell and search around the cameras for other potential bad non-humans, or perhaps even criming humans.
You find nothing of interest.
Winklabom (6?): You speak of the funniest joke you've ever heard involving explosive diarrhea. Everyone finds it to be hilarious, probably due to that amazing comedic timing.
Noah Buttes (4): Honk Honk Honk Honk
NesMettaur (1): "We don't need admins. We're perfectly okay of ruling over ourselves. The Admins are just fun police anyway."
You get reminded that yesterday literally everyone complained that someone was going around asking for sexual favors and that it was unanimous that admins were the only ones that could help in the situation.
YOUR ARM ALSO RIPS ITSELF OFF FOR NO REASON!
Awkward.
Superlagg (3) vs. Vitatroll (4-, brought a knife to a gun fight): Superlagg is not happy with how things turned out. He just wanted to run around and be an asshole. Not this. He fires his flamethrower in every direction.
Everything is now on fire.
Including Superlagg and Vitatroll.
Vitatrolls farts are NOT helping the situation.
What the actual fuck is that gif I think that's enough internet for today
elan_oots (5) -> Flourish: That monkey appears to be not doing very well. You move about whatever the hell happened her and start treating it.
It seems like this may take a little bit of time to do properly.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Science
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (85%) vs. (15%) Anarchy
Oh Shit they're starting to tear down the rest of the skatepark.
OH SHIT THEY TORE THAT HOLE BACK UP!
And the skateboards arrived.
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bologna Prime (3): You head back into your room and turn your bedsheet into a cape.
You then head to the captain's room.
His bedsheet's already been stolen.
At least you have a cape I guess.
NateTheSquid (2): You check when the next merchant shuttle is going to come by.
Apparently, none of them want to come to the station as long as Code Nuclear is in affect.
Berrik (4):You check in with genetics to see if you can get some cool superpowers. Apparently, all you have that's worth activating is Brown Note.
You ask the roboticist if they can give you prosthetic limbs. They say it till probably take about a minute to get done.
You decide whether this is worth it or not.
In any case, you can now force people in the immediate vicinity to fart. Yay?
Roomba (4): Weren't there people dragging that Nuke somewhere south of the station?
Maybe you can use some of that to make something spiffy.
You check the nearby rooms and eventually see it in science.
The Captain, the HoS, and one of the Hos' goons seem to be working on it.
Hydrofloric (4): Apparently, nobody seems to know where any of the syndicates are at the moment.
There seems to be a fire extinguisher nearby. You immediately grab and use it.
You are significantly less on fire now.
HotCoffeeMug (3): Nothing to see here, move along.
You get out of the armory and decide to make a hole in a different part of the station in the hopes that no one sees you.
You ram into one of the public hallways, flying out of it.
A security officer sees you fly out from the pod that just rammed the hole into the station.
You're tazed for your trouble.
...
...
...
Welcome to the brig. Apparently, you're here for Theft of security property, damaging the station, and forced entry into mechanics (3 minutes). How would you like to pass the time?
Lord Birb (2): You leave your shell and search around the cameras for other potential bad non-humans, or perhaps even criming humans.
You find nothing of interest.
Winklabom (6?): You speak of the funniest joke you've ever heard involving explosive diarrhea. Everyone finds it to be hilarious, probably due to that amazing comedic timing.
Noah Buttes (4): Honk Honk Honk Honk
NesMettaur (1): "We don't need admins. We're perfectly okay of ruling over ourselves. The Admins are just fun police anyway."
You get reminded that yesterday literally everyone complained that someone was going around asking for sexual favors and that it was unanimous that admins were the only ones that could help in the situation.
YOUR ARM ALSO RIPS ITSELF OFF FOR NO REASON!
Awkward.
Superlagg (3) vs. Vitatroll (4-, brought a knife to a gun fight): Superlagg is not happy with how things turned out. He just wanted to run around and be an asshole. Not this. He fires his flamethrower in every direction.
Everything is now on fire.
Including Superlagg and Vitatroll.
Vitatrolls farts are NOT helping the situation.
What the actual fuck is that gif I think that's enough internet for today
elan_oots (5) -> Flourish: That monkey appears to be not doing very well. You move about whatever the hell happened her and start treating it.
It seems like this may take a little bit of time to do properly.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Science
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (85%) vs. (15%) Anarchy