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08-23-2017, 12:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-23-2017, 12:09 PM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Lord Birb (n/a): You transfer control from the cameras to the medical cyborg and fill your hypospray with morphine.
Luigithirty (6): You get a toolbox and a pair of insulated gloves and start hacking the door into Hydroponics. After a bit of time, you successfully cut the door bolt wire.
Superlagg (4) -> Berrik (3) vs. New525 (2): New525 attempts to keep Berrik down on the ground. However, he gets out of the way and runs off to be immediately tackled and forcefed something by Superlagg something. Berrik feels much better, but also feels much colder. And much less able to move. Suddenly being in a block of ice will do that.
New notices and opens fire on Superlagg, only to miss as he takes cover behind the ice.
In a moment of thought, Super realizes something. Neither the Capitalists nor Communists are truely helping. Both goverments have had majority rule and nothing good has come of it. There truely is only one possible government that will work.
Specifically, no government, All government types are shit.
The spirit of Anarchy has been born.
Bologna Prime (1) (Luck roll 3): There doesn't seem to be any owl suits in here. Someone must have taken them already.
Youkcat (1): You oull the bomb with you throught the wall only to be met with immediate gunfire! After taking several shots, you get behind the nuke to take cover.
This isn't good.
HotCoffeeMug (3): Fuck the syndicates. You decide to tell everyone that communism is a joke. Sadly, nobody listens.
Roomba (3): You head off towards the nuke location. Some bolted doors are making it harder than expected to get to it.
Studenterhue (2): You mix the ingredients of the beaker and create a little blob in a tube. To help expedite the growth process, you place it in the beaker heater and turn the temperature up to max.
The vial explodes.
You *scream.
NesMettaur (2): You attempt to go into the nearest maintenance tunnel. However, it's already been bolted down.
After asking for advice, you get told to get the Auth. disk as far away as possible.
Well duh.
Vitatroll (3): You find a pair of scissors and run walk towards the last reported syndicate location.
Frank_Stein (4): You can't wait much longer for reinforcements. You give the signal and the officers on some of the other doors begin to sweep the area as you join them.
Apparently, a hole's been blown in the tunnels and there's a firefight going on outside of it.
pizzatiger (n/a): You announce over the radio that you plan on handing over the station to the syndicate, using the fact that human harm will be kept to a minimum if done.
Everyone is really quick to remind you that if the syndicates are able to do what they want, everyone will die to nuclear explosions.
One of your laws also persuades you that giving the station to non-humans may not be good either.
a pleasant hug: You get the armory fixed. Now it just needs to be re-aired.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Public hallways.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Depressurized:Podbay, Armory
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (10%) Capitalism vs. Anarchy (10%)
Luigithirty (6): You get a toolbox and a pair of insulated gloves and start hacking the door into Hydroponics. After a bit of time, you successfully cut the door bolt wire.
Superlagg (4) -> Berrik (3) vs. New525 (2): New525 attempts to keep Berrik down on the ground. However, he gets out of the way and runs off to be immediately tackled and forcefed something by Superlagg something. Berrik feels much better, but also feels much colder. And much less able to move. Suddenly being in a block of ice will do that.
New notices and opens fire on Superlagg, only to miss as he takes cover behind the ice.
In a moment of thought, Super realizes something. Neither the Capitalists nor Communists are truely helping. Both goverments have had majority rule and nothing good has come of it. There truely is only one possible government that will work.
Specifically, no government, All government types are shit.
The spirit of Anarchy has been born.
Bologna Prime (1) (Luck roll 3): There doesn't seem to be any owl suits in here. Someone must have taken them already.
Youkcat (1): You oull the bomb with you throught the wall only to be met with immediate gunfire! After taking several shots, you get behind the nuke to take cover.
This isn't good.
HotCoffeeMug (3): Fuck the syndicates. You decide to tell everyone that communism is a joke. Sadly, nobody listens.
Roomba (3): You head off towards the nuke location. Some bolted doors are making it harder than expected to get to it.
Studenterhue (2): You mix the ingredients of the beaker and create a little blob in a tube. To help expedite the growth process, you place it in the beaker heater and turn the temperature up to max.
The vial explodes.
You *scream.
NesMettaur (2): You attempt to go into the nearest maintenance tunnel. However, it's already been bolted down.
After asking for advice, you get told to get the Auth. disk as far away as possible.
Well duh.
Vitatroll (3): You find a pair of scissors and run walk towards the last reported syndicate location.
Frank_Stein (4): You can't wait much longer for reinforcements. You give the signal and the officers on some of the other doors begin to sweep the area as you join them.
Apparently, a hole's been blown in the tunnels and there's a firefight going on outside of it.
pizzatiger (n/a): You announce over the radio that you plan on handing over the station to the syndicate, using the fact that human harm will be kept to a minimum if done.
Everyone is really quick to remind you that if the syndicates are able to do what they want, everyone will die to nuclear explosions.
One of your laws also persuades you that giving the station to non-humans may not be good either.
a pleasant hug: You get the armory fixed. Now it just needs to be re-aired.
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Public hallways.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Depressurized:Podbay, Armory
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
Hydroponics has been bolted down.
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (80%) vs. (10%) Capitalism vs. Anarchy (10%)