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08-22-2017, 11:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-22-2017, 11:25 PM by Technature. Edited 1 time in total.)
Lorb Birb (3): You alert security to the location of the nuke. Upon asking if bolting it down is a good idea, you're told not to. Apparently, they're trying to surround it from every direction they can.
Frank Stein (4): You call upon any able bodied crew to assist in ambushing the Nuke operative. According to the AI, the nuke is in here too.
You sit there ready to give a signal, as well as shoot anyone that might come out.
HotCoffeeMug (1): You keep searching around the station with no luck in finding them. You hear over the radio that security is attempting to ambush one of them.
The problem is that that's on the other side of the station, and you're here without a space suit for a shortcut.
pizzatiger (n/a): You announce over the radio that you plan on handing over the station over to the station.
Nobody seems to understand what you're talking about.
Even the admins are scratching their head to this one.
NateTheSquid (5): Admin message:It seems we ran into a bug and something that was supposed to happen...uh...didn't? We made the adjustments, everything should be working now.
After uploading a new law that makes the Nuke Ops non-human, you head off to the armory to get some weapons. The HoS salutes and leads you in to grab what you need and, with your weapons in tow, head towards the location of the Nuke carrier.
Roomba (3) vs. Winklabom (2): Winklabom announces over the radio that there is a locker in the middle of the hall. While this gets Roomba to attempt to find it, he has problems and gives up after a bit.
No one else even showed up.
apleasanthug (1): You get an idea to build a skate park in the construction area. If you want to get started on it though, you'll have to rush this job.
...
You head out shortly after the captain arrives.
"Where the hell do you think you're going? Does this look fixed to you?"
There's still very noticeable holes in the wall.
Neither the captain nor the HoS look happy with your work.
Looks like your efforts are only making this take longer.
Time til armory is fixed +1.
Youkcat (4): You head out to where you parked your pod.
Or at least you thought you parked it here. There aren't any other areas you could have parked. You notice a different pod significantly farther way from where you did park though.
You're pretty sure it's not friendly.
You quickly slap a bomb on a nearby wall in an attempt to evade security, bringing the nuke with you.
New525 (2) vs. Nesmettaur (4) + Berrik (3): You reach into your pocket to grab a grenade and grip it, ready to throw it.
Why does it hurt so much?
Upon closer examination, these are clearly not grenades.
You don't know how you made this mistake. You get an idea and throw it at the downed person, successfully sticking some into his arms. You then fire your shotgun towards the one standing up. However, the shot fails to connect, and the other guy successfully manages to run away.
New525 and Berrik feel like their toxins have left their bodies.
Hydrofloric (3): You head to science and successfully make a phosphorus and potassium pill. You go to the teleporter to try to receive something, but make a miscalculation and teleport in a mask that looks suspiciously like Nicolas cage.
You can't think of a single way this could help you.
Superlagg (6): You think you hear gunfire in the distance. Well, no one said this would be a non-violent revolution. You head off to the source and smack into a locker, causing it to move some feet forward. You go up to the bar, which includes Berrik laying on the floor, moaning in pain, and a man in a red space suit.
The Space suit guy doesn't seem to notice you yet.
LuigiThirty (6): You get a couple medicinal plants and eat them to help with the pain. You feel better.
Bologna Prime (4): You attempt to explain, in detail, your plan of exactly how to save the station. Despite the owl's confusion, you feel better about your plan.
You feel lucky (1 in 6 chance a failure will convert into a basic success for a few minutes).
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Public hallways.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory (1)
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (85%) vs. (15%) Capitalism
Frank Stein (4): You call upon any able bodied crew to assist in ambushing the Nuke operative. According to the AI, the nuke is in here too.
You sit there ready to give a signal, as well as shoot anyone that might come out.
HotCoffeeMug (1): You keep searching around the station with no luck in finding them. You hear over the radio that security is attempting to ambush one of them.
The problem is that that's on the other side of the station, and you're here without a space suit for a shortcut.
pizzatiger (n/a): You announce over the radio that you plan on handing over the station over to the station.
Nobody seems to understand what you're talking about.
Even the admins are scratching their head to this one.
NateTheSquid (5): Admin message:It seems we ran into a bug and something that was supposed to happen...uh...didn't? We made the adjustments, everything should be working now.
After uploading a new law that makes the Nuke Ops non-human, you head off to the armory to get some weapons. The HoS salutes and leads you in to grab what you need and, with your weapons in tow, head towards the location of the Nuke carrier.
Roomba (3) vs. Winklabom (2): Winklabom announces over the radio that there is a locker in the middle of the hall. While this gets Roomba to attempt to find it, he has problems and gives up after a bit.
No one else even showed up.
apleasanthug (1): You get an idea to build a skate park in the construction area. If you want to get started on it though, you'll have to rush this job.
...
You head out shortly after the captain arrives.
"Where the hell do you think you're going? Does this look fixed to you?"
There's still very noticeable holes in the wall.
Neither the captain nor the HoS look happy with your work.
Looks like your efforts are only making this take longer.
Time til armory is fixed +1.
Youkcat (4): You head out to where you parked your pod.
Or at least you thought you parked it here. There aren't any other areas you could have parked. You notice a different pod significantly farther way from where you did park though.
You're pretty sure it's not friendly.
You quickly slap a bomb on a nearby wall in an attempt to evade security, bringing the nuke with you.
New525 (2) vs. Nesmettaur (4) + Berrik (3): You reach into your pocket to grab a grenade and grip it, ready to throw it.
Why does it hurt so much?
Upon closer examination, these are clearly not grenades.
You don't know how you made this mistake. You get an idea and throw it at the downed person, successfully sticking some into his arms. You then fire your shotgun towards the one standing up. However, the shot fails to connect, and the other guy successfully manages to run away.
New525 and Berrik feel like their toxins have left their bodies.
Hydrofloric (3): You head to science and successfully make a phosphorus and potassium pill. You go to the teleporter to try to receive something, but make a miscalculation and teleport in a mask that looks suspiciously like Nicolas cage.
You can't think of a single way this could help you.
Superlagg (6): You think you hear gunfire in the distance. Well, no one said this would be a non-violent revolution. You head off to the source and smack into a locker, causing it to move some feet forward. You go up to the bar, which includes Berrik laying on the floor, moaning in pain, and a man in a red space suit.
The Space suit guy doesn't seem to notice you yet.
LuigiThirty (6): You get a couple medicinal plants and eat them to help with the pain. You feel better.
Bologna Prime (4): You attempt to explain, in detail, your plan of exactly how to save the station. Despite the owl's confusion, you feel better about your plan.
You feel lucky (1 in 6 chance a failure will convert into a basic success for a few minutes).
Current situations:
Security Level:NUCLEAR! (Only personnel actively harming the crew or aiding the syndicates are to be dealt with)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Public hallways.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Rally of war: The captain has aroused the crew into action. + vs. Syndicates.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Station Damage:Armory (1)
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, the Kitchen, and medbay are open to anyone!
The Janitor's closet is open to anyone except scientists, Chef's, and Bartenders!
The Captain's Quarters is open to All heads of staff!
The Ore processing room is bolted open!
Communism (85%) vs. (15%) Capitalism