GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

[pizzatiger]

I hack into the Nanotraisen Announcement system to give a rousing speech to the syndicate and crew on how we can work together to turn this station into a flying utopia where we don't have to serve corporate scumbags who look out for just themselves. During this speech I inform the crew that nanotraisen harvest the farts in the air to create plasma while also deducting from the paychecks of crewmembers who fart for "polluting the air", resulting in nearly everyone on this ship having to pay NANOTRAISN money during pay time instead of the other way around. They are using your farts to make money while deducting you for doing it!


That should be the needle that breaks the assistants back