Goonhub
08-20-2017, 08:43 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-20-2017, 08:44 PM by Studenterhue. Edited 2 times in total.)
Excellent. A strange man with the voice of a troll with a sore throat is screaming about nuking centcomm and establishing communism.
I hastily put on an apron, sous chef uniform, and sous-chef hat from the FoodVend. It's not really communist, but it does make me look like I'm one of the oppressed masses who toils in the kitchen all day rather than one of those weirdoes who spend their day trying to raise the dead and dye everything in awful colors. Plus, it looks better on me than a scientist jumpsuit when I'm pulling a monkey away to a meat spike and scraping meat slabs off of it to process into meatballs.
While I'm putting dough and meatballs into the ovens for donk pockets, I ask over the radio if his brand of communism will entail donk pockets and holy water for all.
I hastily put on an apron, sous chef uniform, and sous-chef hat from the FoodVend. It's not really communist, but it does make me look like I'm one of the oppressed masses who toils in the kitchen all day rather than one of those weirdoes who spend their day trying to raise the dead and dye everything in awful colors. Plus, it looks better on me than a scientist jumpsuit when I'm pulling a monkey away to a meat spike and scraping meat slabs off of it to process into meatballs.
While I'm putting dough and meatballs into the ovens for donk pockets, I ask over the radio if his brand of communism will entail donk pockets and holy water for all.