Goonhub
08-19-2017, 10:57 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-19-2017, 10:57 PM by Technature. Edited 2 times in total.)
HotCoffeeMug (3): The chaplain escorts you out of the chapel before you can take anything.
Fuck it let's go visit botany not like you got anything better to do i guess
Vitatroll (6): You climb up the tree to feel sadness.
*cry
*cry
*cry
Okay all done. You listen to the radio and hear that apparently, someone attempted to break into the armory.
From space.
Coooool.
Maybe you can beat them up, you think to yourself as you leave Botany.
Berrik (6): *gasp*
Rainbow.
This is gonna be some good shit.
You also notice that you currently have your precious zipgun, passed on from generations from your father.
How it survived this long, you'll never know.
Nesmettaur (n/a): Repair on the Podbay is complete. You decide to let someone who has eas(ier) access to air tanks fix the problem after this point.
Flourish (n/a): You go to Botany to search for bananas. All you find is Rainbow Weed and Chili peppers.
And three other people, two of which don't belong here.
The one that did just left.
uuuuuuhhhhhhhh
Frank_Stein (2): "I just saw the hole, they must have just left. That blip has to be them, investigate it immediately."
You head off to investigate the last location on your radar. Sadly, there seems to be no sign of the perp.
PizzaTiger (5) vs. Lord Birb (3): You attempt to learn from your elder AI and switch various data at the same time. Birb seems to be too busy flipping channels to notice he's now a communist.
Never thought I'd see that in a sentence.
This raises the spirit of communism heavily.
LuigiThirty (1): You head to Botany only to discover that literally all of the available planting machines are either already filled with Marijuana or Chili peppers.
You ponder on if this is a bad thing or not.
Noah Buttes (6) vs. New525 (4+): You pray to the great Honkmother to be completely inconsequential to the plot. You are whisked away to a random, unseen part of the station.
HONK
You completely failed to notice the shady person standing behind you before you teleported.
fosstar (6) + Bologna Prime (5): You stumble upon Bologna, who seems visibly upset. Apparently, the captain died in front of him while he was dancing and wants to clone him to make up for it. The two of you work together to bring the captain to medbay and get him cloned.
You decide not to ask why dancing killed the captain. The cloner is expected to take two minutes.
On the way, fosstar keeps talking about the wonders of communism. This raises the spirit of communism. Somehow.
Hydrofloric (4): You consider asking medbay for medicine before deciding that stealing it from medbay is much more fun. You rig telescience to swipe a general medical kit from medbay. You use another burn patch to cure the rest of the damage.
You still feel sick. You think that might have been poison you drank.
a pleasant hug (6): You create and wear a pair of homemade stun gloves. Asking the AI reveals that the podbay and armory has been blown up. Apparently, podbay is already fixed, but still requires air.
Studenterhue + Superlagg (2): You immediately head to the kitchen to grab some donk pockets from the refrigerator.
It hasn't been opened yet.
Fuck.
Lord Birb (6): You flip through the cameras and notice a clown suddenly vanish into thin air.
Wait, there's someone else there wearing a very dangerous looking space suit...
Winklabom (6): You head into maintenance and successfully an entire box filled with cable wire.
Roomba (3): You stumble about the station until you reach medbay. Still taken aback by the sudden shock of you telling yourself at maximum volume to get the fuck out, you collapse inside the waiting room before getting up and sitting in a nearby chair.
You can hear again. Kinda.
Youkcat (3): You eject the nuke and load it onto the station. Your attempts to find a writing utensil end in vain.
Current situations:
Security Level:Yellow (1 star wanted are ignored until further notice)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate pod.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, and the Kitchen are open to anyone!
Communism (35%) vs. (65%) Capitalism
Fuck it let's go visit botany not like you got anything better to do i guess
Vitatroll (6): You climb up the tree to feel sadness.
*cry
*cry
*cry
Okay all done. You listen to the radio and hear that apparently, someone attempted to break into the armory.
From space.
Coooool.
Maybe you can beat them up, you think to yourself as you leave Botany.
Berrik (6): *gasp*
Rainbow.
This is gonna be some good shit.
You also notice that you currently have your precious zipgun, passed on from generations from your father.
How it survived this long, you'll never know.
Nesmettaur (n/a): Repair on the Podbay is complete. You decide to let someone who has eas(ier) access to air tanks fix the problem after this point.
Flourish (n/a): You go to Botany to search for bananas. All you find is Rainbow Weed and Chili peppers.
And three other people, two of which don't belong here.
The one that did just left.
uuuuuuhhhhhhhh
Frank_Stein (2): "I just saw the hole, they must have just left. That blip has to be them, investigate it immediately."
You head off to investigate the last location on your radar. Sadly, there seems to be no sign of the perp.
PizzaTiger (5) vs. Lord Birb (3): You attempt to learn from your elder AI and switch various data at the same time. Birb seems to be too busy flipping channels to notice he's now a communist.
Never thought I'd see that in a sentence.
This raises the spirit of communism heavily.
LuigiThirty (1): You head to Botany only to discover that literally all of the available planting machines are either already filled with Marijuana or Chili peppers.
You ponder on if this is a bad thing or not.
Noah Buttes (6) vs. New525 (4+): You pray to the great Honkmother to be completely inconsequential to the plot. You are whisked away to a random, unseen part of the station.
HONK
You completely failed to notice the shady person standing behind you before you teleported.
fosstar (6) + Bologna Prime (5): You stumble upon Bologna, who seems visibly upset. Apparently, the captain died in front of him while he was dancing and wants to clone him to make up for it. The two of you work together to bring the captain to medbay and get him cloned.
You decide not to ask why dancing killed the captain. The cloner is expected to take two minutes.
On the way, fosstar keeps talking about the wonders of communism. This raises the spirit of communism. Somehow.
Hydrofloric (4): You consider asking medbay for medicine before deciding that stealing it from medbay is much more fun. You rig telescience to swipe a general medical kit from medbay. You use another burn patch to cure the rest of the damage.
You still feel sick. You think that might have been poison you drank.
a pleasant hug (6): You create and wear a pair of homemade stun gloves. Asking the AI reveals that the podbay and armory has been blown up. Apparently, podbay is already fixed, but still requires air.
Studenterhue + Superlagg (2): You immediately head to the kitchen to grab some donk pockets from the refrigerator.
It hasn't been opened yet.
Fuck.
Lord Birb (6): You flip through the cameras and notice a clown suddenly vanish into thin air.
Wait, there's someone else there wearing a very dangerous looking space suit...
Winklabom (6): You head into maintenance and successfully an entire box filled with cable wire.
Roomba (3): You stumble about the station until you reach medbay. Still taken aback by the sudden shock of you telling yourself at maximum volume to get the fuck out, you collapse inside the waiting room before getting up and sitting in a nearby chair.
You can hear again. Kinda.
Youkcat (3): You eject the nuke and load it onto the station. Your attempts to find a writing utensil end in vain.
Current situations:
Security Level:Yellow (1 star wanted are ignored until further notice)
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate pod.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
3 star Wanted:Superlagg
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
Station Damage:Armory
Depressurized:Podbay
Engineering, Mechanics, the Bar, and the Kitchen are open to anyone!
Communism (35%) vs. (65%) Capitalism