Goonhub
08-17-2017, 12:30 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-17-2017, 12:37 AM by Technature. Edited 2 times in total.)
Frank_Stein (2): You get your things together and move out to see what's up with the clown. By the time you reach their last location though, they're gone. You don't even hear any squeaky shoes.
HotCoffeeMug (2): Searching around in maintenance yields nothing interesting.
Youkcat (6): You update yourself on the current situations.
Apparently, a couple people have been badly hurt by PDA explosions. Nice.
People have no idea if there's a clown on the station.
Several people are acting like asshats and are currently minor security targets.
The Auth. Disk appears to be lost. No one seems to be aware of its current location or is willing to say they found it yet.
You think you can use some of this information.
NesMettaur (automatic success): You successfully connect the two teleporters. The areas in front of Mechanics and Medbay Lobby can now be considered the same place for a few people at a time.
Noah Buttes (2): Your actions seem to be stirring unrest in the station. Your attempts to stay out of the way seem to be for naught when you happen upon a security officer, but you manage to slip away before he sees you.
Superlagg (6): Your trip to medbay heals you of all damage. Incredibly amazing service also gets you really fast surgery.
You're no longer bleeding or missing an arm.
PH775ER (2): You think about what you did wrong, but can't think of any particular mistakes. Must of been dumb luck. You grab some boxing gloves and make another attempt. You successfully break some windows and attempt to box some wasps to death.
The wasps overwhelm you though, and you're forced to retreat.
You don't feel good anymore.
Lord Birb (2): The clown begins to behave rather erratically. After some time passes, you lose it.
Hydrofloric (1): You head straight to work like a good boy and immediately begin mixing some chemicals. In your attempts to make healing chemicals, you accidentally carry the one at a vital point and end up making a very powerful explosive.
You did make stabilizer first, right?
You're bleeding now.
UmbraDrake (4): You decide to teach the monkeyborg basic instructions. It seems to understand Grabbing, pushing, and pulling objects. More complicated actions seem beyond its grasp.
You have no idea if the synth brain is any good or not.
Studenterhue (4): You successfully manage to activate the artifact with a bit of cyrostylane. It's not immediately obvious what it does.
AwfulWorldKid (4--):You attempt to put the plan one of your subordinates radio'd to you into action.
Apparently, your part in the plan is to wait just out of sight and wait for a signal.
...
...
...this is boring.
New525 (6): Apparently, a Telecrystal error has occurred in your favor. You're able to purchase more traitor gear than you were told. Neato.
Vitatroll (1): You grab the nearest vuvzela and begin to make noises with it in something that can only describe a dead cat begging for mercy in pain.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!
So loud that the nearest security officer finds you and arrests you for it with way too many tazes than should be possible.
...
...
...
You find yourself in security. Specifically, its brig. You are also wearing clothes now. Snazzy orange ones.
Apparently, you're expected to be here for two minutes for streaking and BEING REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING! Also known as disturbing the peace I guess.
fosstar (4): This station sucks kinda hard. You decide enough is enough, and that communist revolution is the only way to make it better. While a few of your co-workers share the sentiment, not very many of them consider open revolt a good idea at the moment.
At least it's not spreading rumors.
NateTheAquid (Noaction): You're really not feeling well. Maybe it's all the blood loss...
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
Brig population:Vitatroll (2)
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay
HotCoffeeMug (2): Searching around in maintenance yields nothing interesting.
Youkcat (6): You update yourself on the current situations.
Apparently, a couple people have been badly hurt by PDA explosions. Nice.
People have no idea if there's a clown on the station.
Several people are acting like asshats and are currently minor security targets.
The Auth. Disk appears to be lost. No one seems to be aware of its current location or is willing to say they found it yet.
You think you can use some of this information.
NesMettaur (automatic success): You successfully connect the two teleporters. The areas in front of Mechanics and Medbay Lobby can now be considered the same place for a few people at a time.
Noah Buttes (2): Your actions seem to be stirring unrest in the station. Your attempts to stay out of the way seem to be for naught when you happen upon a security officer, but you manage to slip away before he sees you.
Superlagg (6): Your trip to medbay heals you of all damage. Incredibly amazing service also gets you really fast surgery.
You're no longer bleeding or missing an arm.
PH775ER (2): You think about what you did wrong, but can't think of any particular mistakes. Must of been dumb luck. You grab some boxing gloves and make another attempt. You successfully break some windows and attempt to box some wasps to death.
The wasps overwhelm you though, and you're forced to retreat.
You don't feel good anymore.
Lord Birb (2): The clown begins to behave rather erratically. After some time passes, you lose it.
Hydrofloric (1): You head straight to work like a good boy and immediately begin mixing some chemicals. In your attempts to make healing chemicals, you accidentally carry the one at a vital point and end up making a very powerful explosive.
You did make stabilizer first, right?
You're bleeding now.
UmbraDrake (4): You decide to teach the monkeyborg basic instructions. It seems to understand Grabbing, pushing, and pulling objects. More complicated actions seem beyond its grasp.
You have no idea if the synth brain is any good or not.
Studenterhue (4): You successfully manage to activate the artifact with a bit of cyrostylane. It's not immediately obvious what it does.
AwfulWorldKid (4--):You attempt to put the plan one of your subordinates radio'd to you into action.
Apparently, your part in the plan is to wait just out of sight and wait for a signal.
...
...
...this is boring.
New525 (6): Apparently, a Telecrystal error has occurred in your favor. You're able to purchase more traitor gear than you were told. Neato.
Vitatroll (1): You grab the nearest vuvzela and begin to make noises with it in something that can only describe a dead cat begging for mercy in pain.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING!!!
So loud that the nearest security officer finds you and arrests you for it with way too many tazes than should be possible.
...
...
...
You find yourself in security. Specifically, its brig. You are also wearing clothes now. Snazzy orange ones.
Apparently, you're expected to be here for two minutes for streaking and BEING REALLY FUCKING LOUD AND REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING! Also known as disturbing the peace I guess.
fosstar (4): This station sucks kinda hard. You decide enough is enough, and that communist revolution is the only way to make it better. While a few of your co-workers share the sentiment, not very many of them consider open revolt a good idea at the moment.
At least it's not spreading rumors.
NateTheAquid (Noaction): You're really not feeling well. Maybe it's all the blood loss...
Current situations:
Disk Location: NesMettaur
Nuke Location: Syndicate Shuttle.
Time til Nuke Explodes: N/A
Fluke Ops Incoming: Not only is Awfulworldkid really bad at this, he was purposefully given terrible plans too.
Nuke Ops plan of Counterattack: Combat is + in New525 and Youkcat's favor.
Competent Medical Staff: Medical actions + for the station.
Misuse of funds:Shipping has no budget.
1 star Wanted:Hotcoffeemug (missing), Noah Buttes
Brig population:Vitatroll (2)
Teleport:Mechanics+Medbay